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Old 03-12-09, 05:24 PM   #1
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Eight days and counting till I am legal.

Yep, only eight more days of 49, and then you all are in trouble.

I am wondering if there is anything I need to start prepping for to prepare for the big 5-0. Most of my hair is still with me and almost everything still works. Should I get in a box in case things start falling off?
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Yep, only eight more days of 49, and then you all are in trouble.

I am wondering if there is anything I need to start prepping for to prepare for the big 5-0. Most of my hair is still with me and almost everything still works. Should I get in a box in case things start falling off?
Definitely, in eight days your hair will fall out and more things will begin to hurt. Hey, you've been posting illegally all this time. Shame on you youngster.
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Definitely, in eight days your hair will fall out and more things will begin to hurt. Hey, you've been posting illegally all this time. Shame on you youngster.
Merely practicing. I assure you, nothing was serious...
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49'ers are coming out of the woodwork. Unixpro, now crtreedude. And that chip guy, let's just call him cowchip, was saying something about 9/11 & 50.

Welcome crtreedude to the club. Hope you have some liniment, you're going need it.
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49'ers are coming out of the woodwork. Unixpro, now crtreedude. And that chip guy, let's just call him cowchip, was saying something about 9/11 & 50.

Welcome crtreedude to the club. Hope you have some liniment, you're going need it.
Like cockroaches?
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Your going to need a bigger mailbox. The AARP will be adding to your collection of mail. The days of just credit card offers will be over.

Do you have any unique flavors of pie in Costa Rica that you could offer up as part of your induction?
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49'ers are coming out of the woodwork. Unixpro, now crtreedude. And that chip guy, let's just call him cowchip, was saying something about 9/11 & 50.

Welcome crtreedude to the club. Hope you have some liniment, you're going need it.
I got your cowchip hangin, old man.









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I am wondering if there is anything I need to start prepping for to prepare for the big 5-0. Most of my hair is still with me.
Keeping ones hair is easily done. All that it takes is a simple operation to eliminate the organs which produce the male hormones. There are few side effects. For instance, your beard will stop growing. Some guys miss shaving so they do their legs.

Every time that I see a man in our age group with a full head of hair, I wonder. If he shaves his legs, I KNOW.

Uh - I just noticed how much hair cowchip's avitar has.
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If only I could get my beard and leg hair that same platinum color, I'd be golden...err platinum.
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Your going to need a bigger mailbox. The AARP will be adding to your collection of mail. The days of just credit card offers will be over.

Do you have any unique flavors of pie in Costa Rica that you could offer up as part of your induction?
One of the true tragedies of living here is they don't know what pie even is, except that which is left by cows, of course...

And you all thought I lived in paradise, didcha?
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You do know that with chippy and I joining the group, you are doomed...
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Geez I didn't realize you were still so young!!! Anyway now that you are officially becoming middle age (I refuse to call 50 old), your posts are welcome here! Chip joining though... egads all sanity leaves...
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Your going to need a bigger mailbox. The AARP will be adding to your collection of mail. The days of just credit card offers will be over.

Do you have any unique flavors of pie in Costa Rica that you could offer up as part of your induction?
I don't deal with junk mail, it goes straight into the trash. I don't even see it. And, the AARP can't find me down here, so I am safe. Bwahhh!!!!
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Geez I didn't realize you were still so young!!! Anyway now that you are officially becoming middle age (I refuse to call 50 old), your posts are welcome here!
You figured anyone who could be as grouchy as I can in P & R must be an old geezer...

I would say I am as young as I look, but with hair nearly white, I might have to join the 70+ group... at it isn't because I am a blonde, either.
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Yeah, right!

Let the falfalling begin.
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You do know that with chippy and I joining the group, you are doomed...
Stormcrowe and Zorro too. Look out fossils, the 59ers be takin over da old folks home and the buffet!
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Stormcrowe and Zorro too. Look out fossils, the 59ers be takin over da old folks home and the buffet!
In a battle of wits you're going to need a 2 to 1 numerical advantage. Isn't Zorro the kind of guy who brings a knife to a gunfight?
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And, the AARP can't find me down here, so I am safe.
Yes they can, and no your not.
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In a battle of wits you're going to need a 2 to 1 numerical advantage. Isn't Zorro the kind of guy who brings a knife to a gunfight?
We don't engage in family fights, but we wish you and your brothers luck on settling your feud.
Which Wit brother were you again, Nit, Dim or Half?
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I don't deal with junk mail, it goes straight into the trash. I don't even see it. And, the AARP can't find me down here, so I am safe. Bwahhh!!!!
That's what they all say, until that battalion of AARP paratroopers drops in for lunch.
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None of the above. I'm Wry.
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None of the above. I'm Wry.
Dang, I forgot you was quadruplets! Guess my lack of memory is gonna make me fit right in with the rest of you diaper-wearing, fossilized buffet raiders.
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Dang, I forgot you was quadruplets! Guess my lack of memory is gonna make me fit right in with the rest of you diaper-wearing, fossilized buffet raiders.
Wrong again. I'm just a twin and my brother's name is Quick.

As for diaper wearing, you're the baby of this bunch?
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Wrong again. I'm just a twin and my brother's name is Quick.

As for diaper wearing, you're the baby of this bunch?
Actually Stormcrowe is the baby, he don't turn to the fossilized side till December.
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