I'll find out on the 31st of this month if I'm being forced into Early Retirement or not.
I went out today and prepared myself in a manner that will be very suitable either way.
.....oh please boss, don't kick me out of work just as the cycling season is ready to start.
(insert maniacal laughter)
If they don't give me the boot, I'll be able to pay for it (quicker)!
I do believe I've got all the bases covered this time.