For fear of triggering mass waves of immigration and driving up home prices in our locale, I have been withholding this important story for some time. But journalistic ethics have finally prevailed.
I am pleased to announce that our state now boasts a new product that will add immeasurably to our status and add to every child's self-esteem. Tourism and export revenues are bound to soar. No it isn't football or corn. I speak of course of PIE!
Our state now proudly boasts a world-class piemaker within its borders! The Village Piemaker of Eustis, NE has been providing product to my supermarket for several weeks now and my extensive product testing suggests that corporate piemakers are currently shaking in their boots. A+ ratings for all except Gooseberry... too tart for my taste.
Prediction: we will soon be bringing in kids from Cali. and Fla. on piemaking scholarships. Fleets of pie export trucks will soon be rolling, no doubt! More pics are forthcoming.