My wife always wanted a riding lawn mower.
She works all day and was always tired when
she came home from work and thought that
a riding lawn mower would help her get the
yard work done quicker so she would have
more time for the chores inside the house.
SO, being the handy sort of guy that I am,
I made her a riding lawn mower.
I guess I thought she would squeal with delight
or something and give me a big hug.
To this day I have never been able to understand
why some women are so hard to please.
So she thanked me for it on my next ride!