Two flats on one ride - pssft
First goathead of the season, then the spare tube I used had one of my famous patches on it and it didn't hold. And, I ALWAYS carry two tubes (yes, except for today).
Since I just didn't feel like patching the tube on the ride, I used my wife's RESCUE MOBILE service. I was pretty close in, and it was not an inconvenience to her.
BUT, I COULD have made it back (yes, really), except that I am lousy at patching tubes.