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Old 09-14-09, 03:29 PM   #1
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got in BIG trouble today at the casa!

It happened so fast that my eyes spun backwards in my head.

I had gone market shopping in the morning and purchased salad, corn, chicken and spices to do some Jamaican BBQ. I like thighs, but my wife likes skinless and boneless white meat, so I bought one package of each.

Got home, mixed up the spices (a little Caribbean rub, some garlic, and soy sauce). Threw it in a 1-gallon ziplock, then added my chicken thighs.

My wife has an office in the front of the house, so I went up there and asked, "Honey? Do you want me to jerk your breasts?"

WHAM!!

I guess I forgotten to tell her I was doing BBQ.
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Old 09-14-09, 03:34 PM   #2
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OOOOPS!betcha wont do that again.
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Old 09-14-09, 03:41 PM   #3
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It happened so fast that my eyes spun backwards in my head.

I had gone market shopping in the morning and purchased salad, corn, chicken and spices to do some Jamaican BBQ. I like thighs, but my wife likes skinless and boneless white meat, so I bought one package of each.

Got home, mixed up the spices (a little Caribbean rub, some garlic, and soy sauce). Threw it in a 1-gallon ziplock, then added my chicken thighs.

My wife has an office in the front of the house, so I went up there and asked, "Honey? Do you want me to jerk your breasts?"
WHAM!!

I guess I forgotten to tell her I was doing BBQ.
What's wrong between you that she didn't say "Yes?"

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Old 09-14-09, 05:20 PM   #4
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Not getting a "yes" response would be grounds for a divorce!
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Old 09-14-09, 05:25 PM   #5
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At least you didn't ask that of your mother-in-law.
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At least you didn't ask that of your mother-in-law.
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Old 09-14-09, 06:02 PM   #7
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Hopefully she didn't have a client in the office at the time.
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I've got to remember this one and start doing Jamican BBQ chicken. At least I can play innocent

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Foot in mouth and how fast did you have to run? Come to mind.
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Old 09-16-09, 05:52 PM   #10
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careful if you jerk some goat......
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