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    370H-SSV-0773H linux_author's Avatar
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    got in BIG trouble today at the casa!

    It happened so fast that my eyes spun backwards in my head.

    I had gone market shopping in the morning and purchased salad, corn, chicken and spices to do some Jamaican BBQ. I like thighs, but my wife likes skinless and boneless white meat, so I bought one package of each.

    Got home, mixed up the spices (a little Caribbean rub, some garlic, and soy sauce). Threw it in a 1-gallon ziplock, then added my chicken thighs.

    My wife has an office in the front of the house, so I went up there and asked, "Honey? Do you want me to jerk your breasts?"

    WHAM!!

    I guess I forgotten to tell her I was doing BBQ.

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    OOOOPS!betcha wont do that again.

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    breasts....

    Quote Originally Posted by linux_author View Post
    It happened so fast that my eyes spun backwards in my head.

    I had gone market shopping in the morning and purchased salad, corn, chicken and spices to do some Jamaican BBQ. I like thighs, but my wife likes skinless and boneless white meat, so I bought one package of each.

    Got home, mixed up the spices (a little Caribbean rub, some garlic, and soy sauce). Threw it in a 1-gallon ziplock, then added my chicken thighs.

    My wife has an office in the front of the house, so I went up there and asked, "Honey? Do you want me to jerk your breasts?"
    WHAM!!

    I guess I forgotten to tell her I was doing BBQ.
    What's wrong between you that she didn't say "Yes?"

    Don in Austin

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    Not getting a "yes" response would be grounds for a divorce!

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    At least you didn't ask that of your mother-in-law.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CACycling View Post
    At least you didn't ask that of your mother-in-law.

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    Hopefully she didn't have a client in the office at the time.
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    I've got to remember this one and start doing Jamican BBQ chicken. At least I can play innocent

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    Foot in mouth and how fast did you have to run? Come to mind.
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    careful if you jerk some goat......

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