I'm afraid it's hopeless. As long as Sturmey Archer keeps comming out with new stuff that I just have to try, it will continue.
The latest is the new 2 speed kickback hub. I built up an old non descript steel frame I had hanging around to try it out.
This bike is pretty much back to basics, and a real fun ride. Great for just throwing a leg over to dash to the store in the street clothes and street shoes. I put plain old platform pedals on it and a comfy saddle.
I just got back from a 20km ride in my regular clothes, no padded anything, and it was very comfortable.
It's going to be a great bike for just going to the corner for milk, or pootling down the bike path.