The other day I realized I've not had a flat since sometime last fall, over 3k miles ago. No special tires or tubes. Since then, I've started worrying about it, figuring that thinking about it would jinx it. But today, I decided to mock the flat tire gods. There is no such thing as a jinx. So, yeah, I've not had a flat, and I'm proud of it. To the flat tire gods, I cast ye out. My tires are strong, they are invincible, they are woman. To the flat tire demons, I fart in your general direction.