2009 Giant FCR2, 1992 Raleigh Sentinel, old department-store MTB
... I notice you've been having a spot of trouble over in the Northeast. Just say the word and there'll be no shortage of volunteers to go over there and 'take care' of your problem, North Jersey style.
Thank you for your kind offer (if I am correct in assuming the head doused in acid was not intended to be mine). That little donnybrook over there erupted much to my surprise and dismay, however, my response was meant to squelch any further participation. After all, it is never sportmanslike to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.