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Old 11-14-11, 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Bob Ross
What, you don't keep a CO2 cartridge, a patch kit, and a Tyvek boot in the nightstand drawer by your bed?
I do, for my blow-up doll.
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I'd run my bike between these hills...

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Old 11-14-11, 08:02 PM
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Climbs to me have nothing to do with sex but everything to do with meditation--because you are not going so fast and you are trying to ignore the pain--there is a certain rhythm with the pedals and the momentum particularly when off the seat.

Yes a little slower today--but still going with great enjoyment! Besides I have no choice because there is no really flat roads around here!
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Originally Posted by teachme
If climbing the hill can be paralleled to sex; what can the descent be paralleled to?
That would be the refractory period.
refractory period
n a period during which a nerve or muscle is incapable of responding to stimulation, esp immediately following a previous stimulation. In an absolute refractory period there is a total inability to respond; in an effectiveorrelative refractory period there is a response to very large stimuli

from dictionary.com
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OK - Looigi gets prize for best posting on this thread. Might as well shut 'er down now.
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Originally Posted by NVanHiker
OK - Looigi gets prize for best posting on this thread. Might as well shut 'er down now.
I'll second that.
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Originally Posted by CbadRider
If I get a flat tire on my bike, it's fixed in about 5 minutes.
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Hills have never left me for a guy with a large bike.

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Old 11-14-11, 11:13 PM
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Originally Posted by RB1-luvr
I'd run my bike between these hills...
Now I just have to find a picture of the Bubbles from Jordan Pond.
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OK kids, ummmm, bike forums ya know!

OTOH, they say its just like riding a bike, you never forget how.
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"...is only recommended for those healthy enough for hill climbing."
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If you climb the hill for more than four hours, should you see your doctor?
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Never met a hill I couldn't conquer..
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So after you've done one hill, how many more can you do before you fall off your bike?
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Originally Posted by nondes
So after you've done one hill, how many more can you do before you fall off your bike?
or, after you have ridden up a hill, how soon before you can ride up the next one?
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Originally Posted by freighttraininguphill
Climbing a hill makes you sound like you're having sex.

Here's one of my climbing videos that was recorded with a camera with a more sensitive microphone (NSFW due to heavy breathing). Because of complaints from those with no sense of humor, I now use a ContourHD, which has audio low enough that the viewer has to make a conscious effort to hear what the humor-impaired refer to as "porno breathing".
I am glad nobody recorded my ride up Mt Lemmon!
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Originally Posted by jimmuller
Nobody gets upset when you take pictures of hill climbing.
speak for yourself...
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Originally Posted by az_cyclist
I am glad nobody recorded my ride up Mt Lemmon!
Damn! I bet it was good stuff too!

I'm a female cyclist, and a male friend of mine suggested playing my video and a male cyclist's climbing video at the same time. I did that and just about fell out of my chair laughing! You can imagine what that sounded like!
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Originally Posted by freighttraininguphill
Damn! I bet it was good stuff too!

I'm a female cyclist, and a male friend of mine suggested playing my video and a male cyclist's climbing video at the same time. I did that and just about fell out of my chair laughing! You can imagine what that sounded like!


The guy who organized the Mt Lemmon ride suggested making it an annual event. In line with this thread, "Same Time, Next Year" (after the Alan Alda movie)
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Originally Posted by DnvrFox
And, I have heard, that somedays you just can't climb that hill until one takes a blue energy pill (but, I wouldn't know about that).
Some truth to that: https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...0624120556.htm
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Dang. You all have a great sense of humor.
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Should couples climb hills on a tandem in public?
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We need to work some of this into the annual 50+ rides.
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Originally Posted by DnvrFox
If you climb the hill for more than four hours, should you see your doctor?
Depends on if you took the right pill ...
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Kinda hard to smoke a cigarette after serious hill climbing.
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