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    How you know you're not TdF material...

    While riding for the fourth consecutive day in blistering heat with high humidity I mulled over the fact that heat had always wiped me out after three or four days of riding. It was just another piece of evidence that I was never Tour de France material. I then began reflecting on all the other things that confirmed this...

    I've never owned a white saddle;

    Have always had higher than 5% body fat;

    Regardless of how many times I look back, I never see a support vehicle waiting to change a flat for me;

    Where I live there are large sections of highway where driving along at 40+ mph isn't possible, let alone cycling that fast;

    When I crash, I tend not to jump up, toss the bike aside, and start looking for a new one;

    I'm too frugal to throw a water bottle off to the side of the road right before a sprint;

    The idea of having someone hand deliver fresh water bottles to me while riding is appealing, but realistically, I know I'd be the guy in the car distributing the bottles;

    AND... so went my thinking until I could find a shady spot to get out of the sun for a few minutes.
    So, how do you know if you're TdF material or not?
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    ...by the way I feel after a typical ride.
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    I start out slow and then taper off from there...

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    All the above plus, I really like to do my own work on my bicycle, the team mechanics would chase me off first day. I'd lose time from fixing my flats and adjusting my brakes or ders. But, I'll never, ever, have to worry about that will I.

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    A quick glance at the scale from about age 17 on was all I needed to know I wasn't TdeF material. I once read that no one on the Tour weighed more than 2.2 lbs per inch of height. And those guys were the sprinters. At 17 I would have had to weigh no more than 154 lbs. Even at my best football QB weight I was never below 175 lbs.
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    No investigation is started when I announce that I am doping.

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    I'm not surrounded by cyclists/a peloton(and it's not because I'm in the breakaway or lead).

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    No investigation is started when I announce that I am doping.

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    I'd never be able to keep myself in the race as I'd keep stopping for a cafe au lait and to tour castles and chateaus along the way.

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    When I realized that the only sponsor I would have a shot at is "The Old Country Buffet"
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    Quote Originally Posted by bruce19 View Post
    I once read that no one on the Tour weighed more than 2.2 lbs per inch of height. And those guys were the sprinters. At 17 I would have had to weigh no more than 154 lbs.
    As a matter of interest, this isn't true. Magnus Backstedt won a stage of the Tour at about 210lbs, roughly 2.7lbs per inch of height, and won Paris-Roubaix at the same weight. And even Fabian Cancellara, at 180lbs and 6'1", is a shade over your threshold at 2.24lbs per inch. There'll be quite a few others.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chasm54 View Post
    As a matter of interest, this isn't true. Magnus Backstedt won a stage of the Tour at about 210lbs, roughly 2.7lbs per inch of height, and won Paris-Roubaix at the same weight. And even Fabian Cancellara, at 180lbs and 6'1", is a shade over your threshold at 2.24lbs per inch. There'll be quite a few others.
    Now this gives me a glimmer of hope thanks Chasm, I needed those stats. Clydes do have a dream to live for.

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    I loaded 5 years of riding data into Strava.

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    I have an expensive Giro helmet, I use bib shorts and some of my cycling jerseys unzip all the way, though I've been asked to not do so. I also tossed my water bottle at a bystander the other day on a ride, in honor of the TdF starting, he then chased me in his car (I believe the bottle should be empty)

    In all seriousness, I'm currently suffering from dehydration from riding 8 of the last 10 hot days. Have been feeling light headed and dizzy going on 2 days now. Getting checked out by the Doc. today just in case, but skipped riding today as it was 85 at 8AM this morning.

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    Riding 100+ miles per day for 21+ days would most likely requires a hospital stay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chasm54 View Post
    As a matter of interest, this isn't true. Magnus Backstedt won a stage of the Tour at about 210lbs, roughly 2.7lbs per inch of height, and won Paris-Roubaix at the same weight. And even Fabian Cancellara, at 180lbs and 6'1", is a shade over your threshold at 2.24lbs per inch. There'll be quite a few others.
    Wow, I'm a walking skeleton at 6'2" and 160, compared to Spartacus

    When I was in my late 20s and couldn't manage anything faster than a 2:56 marathon, I knew I wasn't a candidate for any world-class endurance event.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shimagnolo View Post
    I loaded 5 years of riding data into Strava.
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    And their "average" speed for the 3 weeks, is more than my top speed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyclinfool View Post
    When I realized that the only sponsor I would have a shot at is "The Old Country Buffet"


    Quote Originally Posted by bruce19 View Post
    ...I once read that no one on the Tour weighed more than 2.2 lbs per inch of height. And those guys were the sprinters...
    I'm less than that, 2.13lbs/inch(5'7" @ 143lbs), but I still wouldn't qualify. Even when I was 18, 2.28lbs/inch(5'8" @ 155--more muscle--was weight lifting), I wouldn't have been able to do it.
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    When pedestrians walk past me as I pedal up a not-too-steep hill.

    If I were in the TdF (watch out for those porcine aviators), I'd actually be TOURING de France! Head unaerodynamically up for optimum gawking about, taking side roads, and snapping pics every three feet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by David Bierbaum View Post
    When pedestrians walk past me as I pedal up a not-too-steep hill.

    If I were in the TdF (watch out for those porcine aviators), I'd actually be TOURING de France! Head unaerodynamically up for optimum gawking about, taking side roads, and snapping pics every three feet.
    Yep. I'm afraid the Red Devil would be shoving his pitchfork up my where the sun don't shine in order to coax me up one of those hills.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chasm54 View Post
    As a matter of interest, this isn't true. Magnus Backstedt won a stage of the Tour at about 210lbs, roughly 2.7lbs per inch of height, and won Paris-Roubaix at the same weight. And even Fabian Cancellara, at 180lbs and 6'1", is a shade over your threshold at 2.24lbs per inch. There'll be quite a few others.
    So there's still hope for me at 2.7.

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    My kit doesn't match the color of my bike. Other than that, I'm good to go. Why hasn't Vaughters returned my calls?
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