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    Family, Health, Cycling Lanceoldstrong's Avatar
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    Should we hide the women, children and cattle?

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    Quote Originally Posted by qcpmsame View Post
    Should we hide the women, children and cattle?

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    Bill,
    How about just the blood bags?
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    I was thinking we needed to hide the sheep...

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    Naw, he would only say he tested clean every time. There is already a long thread about all of that. Welcome to 50+ early LOS, I'll go ahead and warn you that you need to get a colonoscopy, a shingles vaccine and pick a favorite pie type. NOW!

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    We really should send Lance an invitation to the 50+ forum.
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    Welcome to the second half (or so).

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    You'll have to change your screen name from lanceoldstrong to lanceoldoldoldstrong
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    I will warn that certain performance enhancing substances are permitted on this forum and some are Obligatory. Ibuprufen-Advil and certain muscle relaxants are optional but PIE is a must.
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    You can beat the charges. I did it, I'm 57 and never once tested positive for pie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by David Bierbaum View Post
    I was thinking we needed to hide the sheep...
    Another poster who shares my sick sense of humor.

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    There goes our PED supply...

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    Quote Originally Posted by stapfam View Post
    I will warn that certain performance enhancing substances are permitted on this forum and some are Obligatory. Ibuprufen-Advil and certain muscle relaxants are optional but PIE is a must.
    Let's not forget the mandatory Colonoscopy!

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    98, I think............................What was the question?
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    Quote Originally Posted by zacster View Post
    You can beat the charges. I did it, I'm 57 and never once tested positive for pie.
    I tested positive a few years ago for pie abuse...gained 3 pounds over the Thanksgiving holiday.

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    Sorry, that isn't abuse, that is "over-training". I follow this work out plan every Thanksgiving up until now. Can't do it anymore....................... CRAP

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    Quote Originally Posted by qcpmsame View Post
    Sorry, that isn't abuse, that is "over-training". I follow this work out plan every Thanksgiving up until now. Can't do it anymore....................... CRAP

    Bill
    Thanks...I feel better now. Indulged in a Mother-in-law made rasberry/blackberry pie yesterday with whipped cream. (Mother-in-laws take care of the only SIL)

    Edit: Wait I just remembered, the MIL supplied the original pie overdose. Must resist...not!
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    Time for a change. stapfam's Avatar
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    Pie overdose is easily cured- Just do an extra 10-20 30 miles on the ride. This will disguise the fact that performance enhancing substances have been taken.

    Wonder if you can take Pie intra-veinously? and whether the detection rate would go down?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikey Mikey View Post
    Let's not forget the mandatory Colonoscopy!
    I know you were curious,I had it tuesday...
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    Good thing that LOS has his wreck prior to his becoming eligible for this forum. Any accidents in the 90 day probation period requires reapplying for admission on the following birthday.
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    Please join club Tombay if you haven't already.........a right of passage here, at least for most.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stapfam View Post
    I will warn that certain performance enhancing substances are permitted on this forum and some are Obligatory. Ibuprufen-Advil and certain muscle relaxants are optional but PIE is a must.
    Uh-Oh. Aleve, Co Q-10 and fish oil high in EPA and DHA. Off the Geritol and prune juice.

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