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Old 10-13-12, 06:59 PM   #1
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63 days until LOS is eligible to join this forum: 2 months and 2 days from today.
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Old 10-13-12, 07:01 PM   #2
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Should we hide the women, children and cattle?

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Old 10-13-12, 07:07 PM   #3
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How about just the blood bags?
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I was thinking we needed to hide the sheep...
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Naw, he would only say he tested clean every time. There is already a long thread about all of that. Welcome to 50+ early LOS, I'll go ahead and warn you that you need to get a colonoscopy, a shingles vaccine and pick a favorite pie type. NOW!

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Old 10-13-12, 07:33 PM   #6
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We really should send Lance an invitation to the 50+ forum.

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Welcome to the second half (or so).
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You'll have to change your screen name from lanceoldstrong to lanceoldoldoldstrong
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I will warn that certain performance enhancing substances are permitted on this forum and some are Obligatory. Ibuprufen-Advil and certain muscle relaxants are optional but PIE is a must.
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You can beat the charges. I did it, I'm 57 and never once tested positive for pie.
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There goes our PED supply...
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Let's not forget the mandatory Colonoscopy!
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Old 10-14-12, 08:51 AM   #14
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98, I think............................What was the question?
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I tested positive a few years ago for pie abuse...gained 3 pounds over the Thanksgiving holiday.
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Sorry, that isn't abuse, that is "over-training". I follow this work out plan every Thanksgiving up until now. Can't do it anymore....................... CRAP

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Sorry, that isn't abuse, that is "over-training". I follow this work out plan every Thanksgiving up until now. Can't do it anymore....................... CRAP

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Thanks...I feel better now. Indulged in a Mother-in-law made rasberry/blackberry pie yesterday with whipped cream. (Mother-in-laws take care of the only SIL)

Edit: Wait I just remembered, the MIL supplied the original pie overdose. Must resist...not!

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Pie overdose is easily cured- Just do an extra 10-20 30 miles on the ride. This will disguise the fact that performance enhancing substances have been taken.

Wonder if you can take Pie intra-veinously? and whether the detection rate would go down?
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Old 10-14-12, 04:50 PM   #19
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I know you were curious,I had it tuesday...
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Good thing that LOS has his wreck prior to his becoming eligible for this forum. Any accidents in the 90 day probation period requires reapplying for admission on the following birthday.
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Uh-Oh. Aleve, Co Q-10 and fish oil high in EPA and DHA. Off the Geritol and prune juice.
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