The Secret to Achieving Inner Peace
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives.
This morning, I heard a doctor on TV say the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished. Since then, I have managed to finish off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a pockage of Prungles, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valiuminun scriptins, the res of the chesescke an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how bludy fablus I feel rite now. Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov iennr pisss.. An telum,u blody luvum.!! Xxx |
Originally Posted by Connell
(Post 14856176)
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives.
This morning, I heard a doctor on TV say the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished. Since then, I have managed to finish off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a pockage of Prungles, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valiuminun scriptins, the res of the chesescke an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how bludy fablus I feel rite now. Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov iennr pisss.. An telum,u blody luvum.!! Xxx |
Now dats some funny chit:lol:
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Thanks so much. I going right now to find that 1/2 bottle of Bushmill's.
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Now, THAT'S the entertaining type of thread we need in the 50+ forum.
Well done, sir! |
The amazing thing is, he typed all that after all his "finishing up!" :D I'm amazed he could even find the keyboard!
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I just emailed it to some friends. I love it.
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Really, really funny!!! Thanks for sharing.
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Inspirational - I've got enough unfinished bottles to last a good many nights. Thanks for the Secret.
Now - what's the hangover cure to resolve the Inner Pieces? |
I just hope that Connell didn't try to finish the weekly goal on milage after he had finished that lot.
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Yesssssh, thatsh shunnny fit. *hick*
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:)
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Did you finish it off with a ride?
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Originally Posted by Connell
(Post 14856176)
This morning, I heard a doctor on TV say the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.
Roland tole me that all he had to do was to finish all the projects that he had started and he'd live to be 150. |
You Funny!
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