Today I had a truly awful performance, with power that might be an embarrassment for a ten year-old. I have a few excuses thought up but some of them might not be very good, and I need help to refine my list. This might come in handy for some of you too you know. (I did not use the classic "headwind in both directions" because it was an indoor trainer session).
3. Got embrocation cream mixed up with my chamois butter
4. Bib bunch-up
5. Water bottle poisoned by my enemies
6. Too much cavorting in the bedroom last night
7. Bad batch of Androgel
8. Daylight Savings Time
10. Impure surfing on the interwebs (omit)
10a. Something lasted more than four hours that wasn't supposed to.