I had been happily cycling for 25 years, and then I found Bike Forums. Now I'm a total mess. After clicking around the various threads, I've learned that I have the wrong bike frame. I have the wrong tires, which are inflated to the wrong pressure. I'm set up with the wrong components, and I'm wearing the wrong clothing. I go at the wrong speed, because I have the wrong technique. Of course my training method is all wrong, largely because I have no training technique. I just have fun. Perhaps it goes without saying that my chain lube is utterly, utterly wrong.
I can tell ya one thing. I'm not going over to the Dr. Phil message board. I'll find out that I'm married to the wrong wife, have the wrong kids, the wrong career and the wrong cat.