Awhile ago, an email was making the rounds stating the advantages of being over 50. Some of the "advantanges" included:
In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
There's nothing left to learn the hard way.
You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
Your eyes won't get much worse.
Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.
But seriously folks, have you come across advantages--such as being more aware of what's important in life? Or being less concerned about how fast you go and more into enjoying the ride? Have you actually acquired any wisdom? If so, how about sharing it?