And here is the certificate to prove it.
I should mention that there are various grades of entry to Club Tombay and this is the basic membership. There are certain criteria to gain a higher standard such as requiring medical assistance- Having the application certified by Video or Still photo- The amount of blood leaked from the injuries sustained or how large the medical bill was. The ultimate is doing in front of your neighbours.
Additional points can be gained by having offduty nurses-In uniform preferably- show concern and render first aid to you.