Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Toronto, Canada
Bikes: Dahon Mu SL
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Reminds me of the old joke about two friends. Igor never had any luck with the ladies. Women never even looked his way. Boris, on the other hand, always seemed to be dating new women.
Igor asked Boris what his secret was. Boris replied that when he went to the beach on the weekends, he always wore a speedo bathing suit. "But more than that", he winked, "I put a potato in my swimsuit to catch the girls' eyes."
A few days later Boris met Igor at the beach. Igor was despondent. "I tried your trick, Boris, but now the girls give me dirty looks and run away!"
"Igor, Igor..." said Boris sadly, "the potato goes in front."