No more damn cycling clothing for me.
Because of the colder weather I bought some long legged cycling tights and have been wearing them. I have been getting strange looks and some giggles lately but didn't think much of it. Probably because most people aren't used to seeing people wearing cycling clothing on a folding bike. Well earlier today as I was riding hone at a leisurely pace, some girls who were jogging sprinted up next to me and said, "Hey Mister, we can see how small your dick is in those pants!" I was so embarrassed I almost fell of my bike. From now on it's back to regular clothing for me.
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Yamie
Or you could add some padding in the strategic area!:eek: Ladies have been know to use this approach!:p PCG |
There is cycling clothing that doesn't mean tights. I've been commuting this year in the Bicycle Fixation Hemp Knickers.
http://www.bicyclefixation.com/prod_hemp_knickers.html If it is cold then I wear some very thin tights underneath. The thinnest ones that I have (good only to maybe 45F by themselves) are good down to at least 30F under the knickers. They aren't generally visible. Last year I was using wool suit pants that I'd buy from Goodwill. The Bicycle Fixation knickers are better for cycling in due to the articulated knee, elastic rear waist strap, and general fit and finish. Rivendell Bicycle Works also makes a lot of "cycling clothing" that looks pretty normal. |
Are you a man or a woman?
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Since a folding bike is essentially a utility vehicle, I am wondering why one would wear sport cycling clothing. I just wear jeans or whatever I feel like, and if it's cold, I wear a gortex jacket.
This anecdote about the girls and their remarks is another Yamcha windup. |
Well you could carry a spare tube, pump and tools in your tights...:eek::o
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Awetmore...
99.00 is a bit steep for a pair of knickers, but I guess its the materials that you are paying for. |
I'm Asian so I get a pass.....no worries for me.
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Originally Posted by yamcha
(Post 5571562)
Because of the colder weather I bought some long legged cycling tights and have been wearing them. I have been getting strange looks and some giggles lately but didn't think much of it. Probably because most people aren't used to seeing people wearing cycling clothing on a folding bike. Well earlier today as I was riding hone at a leisurely pace, some girls who were jogging sprinted up next to me and said, "Hey Mister, we can see how small your dick is in those pants!" I was so embarrassed I almost fell of my bike. From now on it's back to regular clothing for me.
and even a new set on how to create these things on my Flickr site: http://www.flickr.com/photos/world-of-folding-bicycles/sets/72157601331380862/ If you have any more ideas or needs, just let me know and I will design, construct and post them for all of you. I really did not see this need coming. I am already hard at work expanding the Creative Projects For You And Your Folding Bicycle set because of the unexpected high demand for these projects. This set already far surpassed the other two sets in number of visitors and interest-and this set is my most recent uploaded one at a couple of months old! So Yamcha, please don't totally reject bike and related activity clothing just yet. There are options available or coming available soon. |
Originally Posted by EvilV
(Post 5572006)
Since a folding bike is essentially a utility vehicle.......
Also, after spending a few hours in the saddle, the rider of a folder faces many of the the same issues as a sport cyclist, hence the need to wear cycle specific clothing. To the OP: There are a number of baggy cycling shorts with chamois available, as many mtb riders would not be seen dead in lycra - just Google: 'baggy cycling chamois'. Then all you need to add is leg warmers if the weather is cold. |
Originally Posted by yamcha
(Post 5571562)
Because of the colder weather I bought some long legged cycling tights and have been wearing them. I have been getting strange looks and some giggles lately but didn't think much of it. Probably because most people aren't used to seeing people wearing cycling clothing on a folding bike. Well earlier today as I was riding hone at a leisurely pace, some girls who were jogging sprinted up next to me and said, "Hey Mister, we can see how small your dick is in those pants!" I was so embarrassed I almost fell of my bike. From now on it's back to regular clothing for me.
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Originally Posted by itsahobby
(Post 5573936)
That might be true for many folders, but not all.
Also, after spending a few hours in the saddle, the rider of a folder faces many of the the same issues as a sport cyclist, hence the need to wear cycle specific clothing. To the OP: There are a number of baggy cycling shorts with chamois available, as many mtb riders would not be seen dead in lycra - just Google: 'baggy cycling chamois'. Then all you need to add is leg warmers if the weather is cold. |
On the bike I wear Bike Clothes. If in public, should I think it appropriate; I put gym shorts over my bike shorts. You are moving at 15-20 mph on the bike. No one cares about you and it's no one's business.
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Originally Posted by Versa2nr
(Post 5573277)
Awetmore...
99.00 is a bit steep for a pair of knockers It's not really necessary to wear biking stuff on a folder. You're sitting upright. You aren't trying to save the last ounce, so you can have a reasonable seat. A normal pair of shorts seems just fine. The chamois in a pair of riding tights keeps things fairly well covered. They were probably just screwing with you. Sorry about the penis, but I can think of at least a couple things right away that would make them think twice about coming up to me again, that's for sure. |
Originally Posted by yamcha
(Post 5571562)
Because of the colder weather I bought some long legged cycling tights and have been wearing them. I have been getting strange looks and some giggles lately but didn't think much of it. Probably because most people aren't used to seeing people wearing cycling clothing on a folding bike. Well earlier today as I was riding hone at a leisurely pace, some girls who were jogging sprinted up next to me and said, "Hey Mister, we can see how small your dick is in those pants!" I was so embarrassed I almost fell of my bike. From now on it's back to regular clothing for me.
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Tights? What about wearing sweat pants instead. And how could they know you have tiny doooda when you're on the saddle of your bike unless you paraded yourself to them.
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Originally Posted by folder fanatic
(Post 5573996)
...I always look the professional social scientist that I am no matter where I am or what time of day it is.
OK, how freakin' boring. I'm all over the place on clothes. If I'm running errands around town, people might think I work at the local gas station or McDonalds. If I'm going out at night, I'm liable to wear something loud and obnoxious. Just about the time I get people thinking I'm going to show up in a chicken outfit, I show up in Armani. I like to keep people just a little off balance. Don't take life too seriously, you aren't going to get out of it alive. |
Originally Posted by wrafl
(Post 5574196)
Tights? What about wearing sweat pants instead. And how could they know you have tiny doooda when you're on the saddle of your bike unless you paraded yourself to them.
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Perhaps a lucrative market exists for a cycling codpiece...
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I think way more embarrassing to you than the comment about clothing and natural equipment is the fact that some girls could sprint up beside you when you are riding a bike. I'm not a stickler for cycling rules, but one of my main personal rules is that if I'm riding so slow that joggers and inline skaters are passing me, I'm turning around and going home. I don't mind the occasional mountain bike or hybrid passing, but I kind of draw an absolute line in the sand when it comes to joggers, and if I find a skater might overtake me, I just pedal a little faster.
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Why do you need to compete with strangers?
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I wouldn't let this bother you. It was two girls being jerks.
Wear what makes you comfortable. Speedo |
The thing is....those girls were really hot.
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Originally Posted by yamcha
(Post 5575613)
The thing is....those girls were really hot.
Speedo |
Originally Posted by yamcha
(Post 5575545)
Why do you need to compete with strangers?
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Originally Posted by yamcha
(Post 5575613)
The thing is....those girls were really hot.
As for not wearing "bike gear" while riding a folder, I especially purchased a 70's Raleigh Team top to wear when I take the Wasp out for a spin, the red/yellow and black goes nicely with black nicks and red shoes and helmet :eek: |
Knickers are womens' panties.
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I'd not let the girls comments worry you too much. Are bike shorts sort of like 'compression shorts.' Compression shorts compress.
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All right I'll admit it. I was at half-mast when I rode past the girls.
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