What? Don't you got no life?
Claude wakes up at 07:00 but the weather will be hot, and so he eschews his Volkswagen. But, Claude cannot decide which colour B'Twin velo pliable to take today.
Then he rides like a mad potty thing through the citiť streets of Lille, burning off the slothful at traffique lights and scattering wildlife
Contains annoying French humour and pigeon-bothering.