Hey kid! That's a fake ID, get out of here!
For everone of legal drinking age with proper ID in these here United States, let me tell you about my good friend, beer. Specifically, Guinness. They throw these neat little shindigs, invite only, free beer and free food for about two hours, and sometimes good schwag as well. T-shirts, bottle openers and the like.
The link below has details on these little parties, and will let you know if there's one in your area (they seem mostly concentrated in big N.A. cities, New York, Boston, D.C., San Francisco, Toronto, Ontario, Chicago etc...)
I plan on at least being at the one 5/19 in NYC if anybody wants to share a pint with me.