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    Male machismo gets RedHairedScot in trouble.

    Ok, so there's an incredibly smart, absolutely beautiful girl who works in the same office I do. She's moving to a new apartment where she has washer/dryer connections, and I have a spare washer and dryer. (Current apt. has no connections, so I stacked them in the corner.) These are not stackables, they're the full things -- hundreds of pounds or whatever. So I am going to let her borrow them until I move again.

    So I get them outside, and I've forgotten how heavy they are. Moving them required unattractive grimacing and loud grunts, so I performed this task before she showed up. I was hoping she would look at them and say "Wow, those are heavy! You must be a strong beast of a man!" and swoon. Unfortunately the hot water at my apt. complex has been playing up so they've littered the front of the apartments with temporary above-ground pipes. The entire "wheel" chapter of my fifth grade science text is now useless for moving these things. The conversation will now go as follows.

    *girl recovers from swoon*
    Her: So . . . here's the rolling thingy to get these to the car.
    Me: Err, there are all these pipe things in the way.
    Her: Well, you said you could just pick them up.
    Me: Umm, I did say that, didn't I.
    . . .
    Me: I don't suppose you can get this off me, can you?

    Next time I'm gonna date one of the girls off ESPN that lift Volkswagons or something.

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    I told ya in another thread--Beam your butt up Scotty, and take me with you. When it comes to fems, I find new ways to act weak and foolish every day.
    Dead last finish is better than did not finish and infinitely better than did not start.

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    Sounds like a beer commercial
    I rock peas on my head but donít call me a pea head.
    Bees on my head but donít call me a bee head.
    Bruce Leeís on my head but donít call me a Lee head.
    Now please excuse me, I gots to get my tree fed.

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    *sigh*
    So that actually worked out great. And I cleaned up my apartment to impress her, etc., etc., and what's the first thing she says when she comes in?

    "You've got spaghetti sauce on your chin."

    In related news, I'm still single.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MERTON
    stop worrying about gettin laid. you can do it yourself just as good as she can plus you don't have to impress anyone. it makes things much easier.
    Merton, I'm so glad you're here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RedHairedScot
    *sigh*


    In related news, I'm still single.
    There are worse fates.
    Dead last finish is better than did not finish and infinitely better than did not start.

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    You don't understand. Sometimes it's not about sex, it's about compainionship. Somebody to go to movies with, to play silly games with. Somebody to talk to about current events and who shares my passions. A woman who complements me as a person, to stand by me as we go through grad school. What I'm trying to say is: she's really, really hot.

    (She must never, ever see this post.)

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    I'd say get a back brace, a dozen bottles of rubbing alcohol, a bottle of sake, and GIT R DONE!

    I've done some outright ******** acts of lifting for women...worst had to be a 32" TV by myself up two flights of stairs. At least I had a weight belt and some rubbing alcohol at home for when the pain really kicked in the next day

    I think it's our inner primate showing itself thinking "EPP EEEEE EEEE EEEEP THPPPP EEEP!" (translation: ARGH I GOTTA GET BROWNIE POINTS!)

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    It's amazing how beautiful women can get any man to lift heavy objects or run and do all kinds of things for them. EVen fat lazy guys (not you of course).
    You can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar. That's great...if you want to attract vermin.

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    Offer to help her do her laundry. At least you'd get to see her panties!!
    Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RedHairedScot
    You don't understand. Sometimes it's not about sex, it's about compainionship. Somebody to go to movies with, to play silly games with. Somebody to talk to about current events and who shares my passions. A woman who complements me as a person, to stand by me as we go through grad school. What I'm trying to say is: she's really, really hot.

    (She must never, ever see this post.)
    Hahaha.....your reply reminded me of a joke I received in my email at work the other day.

    >>>>Picking a Wife

    >> >
    >> > A man is dating three women and wants to pick one to marry. He decides to give them a test.
    >> >
    >> > He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
    >> >
    >> > The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her
    >> > hair done, new make up, and buys several new outfits and dresses up very
    >> > nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive
    >> > for him because she loves him so much.
    >> >
    >> > The man was impressed.
    >> >
    >> > The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of
    >> > golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she
    >> > presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him
    >> > because she loves him so much.
    >> >
    >> > Again, the man is impressed.
    >> >
    >> > The third invests the money in the stock market.
    >> > She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests
    >> > the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for
    >> > their future because she loves him so much.
    >> >
    >> > Obviously, the man was impressed.
    >> >
    >> > The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the
    >> > money heíd given her.
    >> >
    >> >
    >> >
    >> >
    >> >
    >> >
    >> >
    >> >
    >> > Then, he married the one with the biggest tits.
    >> >
    >> > Men are like that, you know.
    >> >



    Men are soooo predictable sometimes.
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    Thank god, or they wouldn't be stupid enough to lift huge appliances or get the lids off jars for us!

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    I'd do that stuff but my big tits would get in the way...
    You can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar. That's great...if you want to attract vermin.

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    Lool.

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    hahahaha

    this thread is funny!

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