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  1. #26
    By-Tor...or the Snow Dog? hi565's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by DieselDan
    I think he'd be sucking!

    Hmmm the line has officially been crossed, heres your certificate!
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    Senior Member DieselDan's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by hi565
    Hmmm the line has officially been crossed, heres your certificate!
    I couldn't help myself.
    Bikes use brakes to stop.

    If your bike has breaks, don't ride it.

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    Wouldn't it usck to be me still waiting for the frame to be painted. Now in it's 11th month.

    Yes, it does suck.

    55/Rad

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    Wouldn't it suck to be the guy painting a bike when the owner who's been waiting 11 months comes to pick it up?

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    Non Tribuo Anus Rodentum and off to the next adventure (RIP) Stacey's Avatar
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    Wouldn't it suck to be the guy that made the guy wait 11 months to get his bike painted when he has to wait 11 months to get paid for the work?

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    No pain, no gain. PainTrain's Avatar
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    Wouldn't it suck to become impotent from your hair-growth pills?

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    this one's optimistic... feethanddooth's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stacey
    Wouldn't it suck to be a fakir with epilepsy?

    im not sure how to take that, but i have epilepsy. was doing a search to see if anyone else on the board does as well
    2002 cannondale r400, 2006 kona smoke, 2005 scott speedster s30

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    That darn Yankee TexasGuy's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by feethanddooth
    im not sure how to take that, but i have epilepsy. was doing a search to see if anyone else on the board does as well
    Wouldn't it suck to be the person who made a bad joke about a medical condition and have somebody run across the post because he was looking to see if other people had the medical condition.
    OH BURN! Sizzle!!!!
    Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
    "Stop Ruining my joke!", "No, a joke implies humor attached at no additional cost"
    So many sayings, so little sig space.

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    Non Tribuo Anus Rodentum and off to the next adventure (RIP) Stacey's Avatar
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    Crimeny, take it personally... everyone else does

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    staring at the mountains superdex's Avatar
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    --at the client on a deployment day and their network is down? With no eta on when it will be up?

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    That darn Yankee TexasGuy's Avatar
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    Wouldn't it suck to work for a client who for 2 months had feature creaped and drastically changed and then on the even before deployment added more features and said that if they were not done they would leave.
    Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
    "Stop Ruining my joke!", "No, a joke implies humor attached at no additional cost"
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    wouldnt it suck to be a roll of toilet paper......

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    Quote Originally Posted by TexasGuy
    Wouldn't it suck to work for a client who for 2 months had feature creaped and drastically changed and then on the even before deployment added more features and said that if they were not done they would leave.
    That's every two weeks here!

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    That darn Yankee TexasGuy's Avatar
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    Wouldnt it suck to work with a team who is supposed to create something for you and they say whatever you need we'll make it and when you say I need xyz they say what you need is of no concern to me
    Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
    "Stop Ruining my joke!", "No, a joke implies humor attached at no additional cost"
    So many sayings, so little sig space.

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    staring at the mountains superdex's Avatar
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    wouldn't it suck to be a vaccuum cleaner?

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    Quote Originally Posted by superdex
    wouldn't it suck to be a vaccuum cleaner?
    Somebody already said that except this vacuum cleaner got to go around chasing people I think.
    Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
    "Stop Ruining my joke!", "No, a joke implies humor attached at no additional cost"
    So many sayings, so little sig space.

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    SERENITY NOW!!! jyossarian's Avatar
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    Wouldn't it suck to have explosive diarrhea while riding your bike w/ no bathroom in sight?
    HHCMF - Take pride in your ability to amaze lesser mortals! - MikeR



    We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jyossarian
    Wouldn't it suck to have explosive diarrhea while riding your bike w/ no bathroom in sight?
    Hahaha. Back in thanksgiving, I think, my brother and his wife or fiance came down. They had this hugeeeeeeeeeeeeeee bag of gummi bears. I mean huge, like 5lb huge. Well needless to say I ate my fair share of it and other goodies that were available. Needless to say my 36 mile bike ride back home into San Antonio was a, quite adventurous, ride
    Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
    "Stop Ruining my joke!", "No, a joke implies humor attached at no additional cost"
    So many sayings, so little sig space.

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    On my TARDIScycle! KingTermite's Avatar
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    Wouldn't it suck to be a man with no arms, judging an all-female supermodel porn competition?
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    wouldnt it suck to be Sheryl Crow... here's my number Lance..1-800-udid"r"afavor

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    Wouldn't it suck to be a legless man in a hopscotch contest?
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    Ring Ring, Ring Ring, the bell went Ring Ring Ring.

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    Non Tribuo Anus Rodentum and off to the next adventure (RIP) Stacey's Avatar
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    Wouldn't suck to be a jew a B-B-Q contest?

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    Wouldn't it suck to win the lottery a week before you're scheduled to negotiate your divorce settlement?

    Wouldn't it suck to find out you're adopted...and the secret love child of Strom Thurmond and Patty Hearst?

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    ....gets the cheese Second Mouse's Avatar
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    Wouldn't it suck to be flying along in an airplane at about 30,000 feet and fall asleep against the door but accidentally lean against the handle and open the door and fall out of the plane and it's like 30 degrees below zero and you're going maybe 500 mph so you freeze and go unconscious right away, but then you're falling and you get to about 15,000 feet and thaw out so now you're awake but really chilly and you have this pounding headache and you realize you're plummeting toward the Earth at about 125 mph and then you straddle a pelican or a goose or other large bird and so now you not only have this really annoying headache but your testicles (you're a guy) are just killing you, but then you look down and notice that if you open your mouth, your cheeks really blow up big and all of a sudden, aerodynamics being what they are, your cheeks start vibrating and making this sort of farting sound, which you find pretty amusing so you start laughing, which lightens the mood just a bit, but then you look down again and see the ground getting quite a bit closer, and then you go right through a swarm of bees, but it only hurts for a second, because then you go WHAM!, right into the ground and die.

    That would suck.

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    wouldnt it suck to try to get the indentity of your father and have Maury Povick open the envelop and say "I am the father"

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