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    Its time to play "wouldn't it suck to be..."!

    Heres how you play it. You just says somethin a bit like this "wouldn't it suck to be (insert witty epigram here)

    Here I'll start off.

    Wouldn't it suck to be a blind,deaf guy with alzheimers disease?

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    Non Tribuo Anus Rodentum and off to the next adventure (RIP) Stacey's Avatar
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    Wouldn't it suck to be a fakir with epilepsy?

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    Wouldn't it suck to be a klondike bar?

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    Wouldnt it suck to be 55/rad waiting eagerly for what shouldve taken a month paint job!
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    man that's harsh....

    ...funny though

    (don't worry, I'm on chrome shop number 5 now...these fools keep acting like they have ever done fine plating before just because they done some mag wheels before...I feel his pain)

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    Wouldn't it suck to be a dog? You couldn't ride a bike. Then again, you could lick your ___'s.

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    Quote Originally Posted by catatonic
    Wouldn't it suck to be a klondike bar?
    mmmm being licked to death doesn't sound so bad

    Quote Originally Posted by hi565
    Wouldnt it suck to be 55/rad waiting eagerly for what shouldve taken a month paint job!
    hahahaahahahahahearty guffaw!

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    wouldn't it suck to be George Dubya Bush

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    wouldnt it suck to not know how to ride a bike?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ranger
    Wouldn't it suck to be a dog? You couldn't ride a bike. Then again, you could lick your ___'s.
    But then you dont have to work/go to school, you get food same time every day and you can do nothing all the time if you want. It sounds good to me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LordOpie
    mmmm being licked to death doesn't sound so bad
    That's relative to WHO or what is doing the licking. Also keep in mind the happy happy funtime in the digestive track.

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    Wouldn't it suck to be a one-legged man in an ass-kickin' contest? Hehe.
    I like pie!
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    wouldn't it suck if your life was so pathetic that sitting around on a internet forum was the highlight of your day.......ohh wait
    You can never be too Specialized
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    Quote Originally Posted by Marge
    wouldn't it suck to be George Dubya Bush
    Some of you people just can't let go, can you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marge
    wouldn't it suck to be George Dubya Bush
    It would suck a lot worse to live in a country where he is the president. I reckon he don't have it too bad. At least oil prices are good.

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    Would, it not suck, to be a black man at a KKK convention.

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    Wouldn't it suck to be the guy posting this thread, because he really SUCKS

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    Quote Originally Posted by operator
    Wouldn't it suck to be the guy posting this thread, because he really SUCKS

    Rofl owned

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    Quote Originally Posted by anthonaut
    But then you dont have to work/go to school, you get food same time every day and you can do nothing all the time if you want. It sounds good to me.
    yeah... I wouldn't mind being a dog in Hawaii. there's quite a few folks who like to take their pets to the beach and tandem surf with them. I think that'd be pretty awesome for a dog
    Roll of quarters... wait, that's not a roll of- AH! There it is!

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    Quote Originally Posted by spinbackle
    Some of you people just can't let go, can you?
    don't get so defensive.

    oh... wouldn't it suck to be constipated at a 10 table buffet?
    Roll of quarters... wait, that's not a roll of- AH! There it is!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpokesInMyPoop
    don't get so defensive.
    Wouldn't it suck to be a commie lib

    (and remember, don't get so defensive )
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    Wouldn't it suck to get chased by a giant vacume cleaner.
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    Wouldnt it suck to be Michael jackson cell mate.

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    Would suck more to be a democrat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by samp02
    Wouldnt it suck to be Michael jackson cell mate.
    I think he'd be sucking!
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