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Old 05-20-05, 05:13 PM   #1
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Its time to play "wouldn't it suck to be..."!

Heres how you play it. You just says somethin a bit like this "wouldn't it suck to be (insert witty epigram here)

Here I'll start off.

Wouldn't it suck to be a blind,deaf guy with alzheimers disease?
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Old 05-20-05, 05:45 PM   #2
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Wouldn't it suck to be a fakir with epilepsy?
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Old 05-20-05, 06:14 PM   #3
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Wouldn't it suck to be a klondike bar?
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Old 05-20-05, 08:16 PM   #4
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Wouldnt it suck to be 55/rad waiting eagerly for what shouldve taken a month paint job!
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Old 05-20-05, 08:20 PM   #5
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man that's harsh....

...funny though

(don't worry, I'm on chrome shop number 5 now...these fools keep acting like they have ever done fine plating before just because they done some mag wheels before...I feel his pain)
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Old 05-20-05, 08:54 PM   #6
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Wouldn't it suck to be a dog? You couldn't ride a bike. Then again, you could lick your ___'s.
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Old 05-20-05, 08:56 PM   #7
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Wouldn't it suck to be a klondike bar?
mmmm being licked to death doesn't sound so bad

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Wouldnt it suck to be 55/rad waiting eagerly for what shouldve taken a month paint job!
hahahaahahahahahearty guffaw!
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Old 05-20-05, 09:13 PM   #8
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wouldn't it suck to be George Dubya Bush
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Old 05-20-05, 09:30 PM   #9
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wouldnt it suck to not know how to ride a bike?
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Old 05-20-05, 09:58 PM   #10
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Wouldn't it suck to be a dog? You couldn't ride a bike. Then again, you could lick your ___'s.
But then you dont have to work/go to school, you get food same time every day and you can do nothing all the time if you want. It sounds good to me.
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Old 05-20-05, 11:45 PM   #11
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mmmm being licked to death doesn't sound so bad
That's relative to WHO or what is doing the licking. Also keep in mind the happy happy funtime in the digestive track.
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Old 05-21-05, 12:34 AM   #12
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Wouldn't it suck to be a one-legged man in an ass-kickin' contest? Hehe.
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Old 05-22-05, 07:19 AM   #13
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wouldn't it suck if your life was so pathetic that sitting around on a internet forum was the highlight of your day.......ohh wait
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Old 05-22-05, 09:20 AM   #14
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Some of you people just can't let go, can you?
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Old 05-22-05, 09:50 AM   #15
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It would suck a lot worse to live in a country where he is the president. I reckon he don't have it too bad. At least oil prices are good.
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Old 05-22-05, 12:48 PM   #16
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Would, it not suck, to be a black man at a KKK convention.
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Old 05-22-05, 01:24 PM   #17
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Wouldn't it suck to be the guy posting this thread, because he really SUCKS
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Old 05-22-05, 03:26 PM   #18
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But then you dont have to work/go to school, you get food same time every day and you can do nothing all the time if you want. It sounds good to me.
yeah... I wouldn't mind being a dog in Hawaii. there's quite a few folks who like to take their pets to the beach and tandem surf with them. I think that'd be pretty awesome for a dog
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Some of you people just can't let go, can you?
don't get so defensive.

oh... wouldn't it suck to be constipated at a 10 table buffet?
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Old 05-27-05, 06:34 PM   #21
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don't get so defensive.
Wouldn't it suck to be a commie lib

(and remember, don't get so defensive )
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Wouldn't it suck to get chased by a giant vacume cleaner.
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Old 05-28-05, 04:09 AM   #23
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Wouldnt it suck to be Michael jackson cell mate.
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Would suck more to be a democrat.
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Wouldnt it suck to be Michael jackson cell mate.
I think he'd be sucking!
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