I've lived in a handful of places my adult life (Florida, California, Texas, now Virginia), and I've never EVER seen the propensity of vanity plates as I do here. From "PRAYNOW" to "U IDIOT" to "TKEITEZ" and "5PMYET" it's easily 50%+ of the plates here. Virginia has a Parrothead license plate, which makes the "5PMYET" all the more appropriate, but come ON people!
That being said, do you have a vanity plate? What's it say? Story?
(okay, I had one in Texas, "PUK FAN" -- hockey-related, not bulemic --I had to explain it to the woman at the DMV in Austin when I ordered it )