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Old 06-04-05, 09:17 PM   #1
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Chicago Partie?

A couple of buddies and me just got a place in Chicago. In order to properly celebrate the new pad we're throwing a bash. We had the idea to perhaps post the partie details on this forum. At this point this is only an idea. Any thoughts on such an event?
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It was Saturday June 4. It was humid, but with a light lake breeze in Chitown. We were working bunko.... they were lookin' for a party.

The story you are about to see is true. Only the names have been changed to protect the innocent.

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(A Very Serious) Johnny Carson: There's been a robbery.

(A stone faced) Jack Webb: Yes sir! What was it?

Johnny Carson: My clappers!

Jack Webb: Your clappers?

Johnny Carson: Yeah you know those things inside a bell that makes them clang.

Jack Webb: The clangers?

Johnny Carson: That's right! We call them the clappers in the business.

Jack Webb: A clapper caper.

Johnny Carson: What's that?

Jack Webb: Nothing sir! Now can I have the facts? What kinds of clappers were stolen on this clapper caper?

Johnny Carson: They were copper clappers!

Jack Webb: And where were they kept?

Johnny Carson: In the closet!

Jack Webb: (Ugh! Ugh! ) Do you have any ideas who might have taken your copper clappers from the closet?

Johnny Carson: Well theirs is once I fired a man and he swore he'd get even!

Jack Webb: What was his name?

Johnny Carson: Claude Cooper!

Jack Webb: You think then?

Johnny Carson: That's right! I think Claude Cooper copped my copper Clapper kept in a closet.

Jack Webb: You know where this Claude Cooper is from?

Johnny Carson: Yeap! Cleveland.

Jack Webb: That figures!

Johnny Carson: What makes it worse is that they were clean!

Jack Webb: Clean copper clappers? Why do you think that Claude Cooper would cop your clean copper clappers kept in your closet?

Johnny Carson: Only one reason!

Jack Webb: What's that?

Johnny Carson: He's a kleptomaniac.

Jack Webb: Who first discovered the copper clappers were copped?

Johnny Carson: My cleaning woman Clara Clifford!

(Smirking) Jack Webb: That figures! Now let me see if I got the facts straight here? Cleaning woman Clara Clifford discovered your clean copper clappers kept in a closet were copped by Claude Cooper a kleptomaniac from Cleveland. Now is that about it?

(Smirking) Johnny Carson: One more thing. If I ever catch kleptomaniac Claude Cooper from Cleveland who copped my clean copper clappers from the closet….

Jack Webb: YES! Johnny Carson: I'll clobber him!
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did you just type all that?
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