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    Theodore Roosevelt's idol TheKillerPenguin's Avatar
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    official EU language

    The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby
    English will be the official language of the European Union rather
    than German, which was the other possibility.

    As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that
    English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-
    year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

    In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this
    will make the sivil servants jump with joy.

    The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
    konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

    There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
    troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
    fotograf 20% shorter.

    In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be
    expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are
    possible.

    Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have
    always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

    Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the
    languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

    By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th"
    with "z" and "w" with "v".

    During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords
    kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl
    riten styl.

    Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
    understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

    Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in
    ze forst plas.
    Is trick from science!

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    Very amusing. Boy the drugs are really working for you now aren't they? Keep 'em coming and put up another cartoon with that baby.
    RIP Stacey. =3.

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    Theodore Roosevelt's idol TheKillerPenguin's Avatar
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    i only wish i could take credit for this one
    Is trick from science!

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    ROfL

    loks lik sekond grad speling. Of course, I wouldn't mind speaking German, lol
    "No more for me, thanks. I am a Russian."- Ed

    Evil beware. We have waffles.

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    I put that in my info
    I ride a stuntman tough frame on a cappochino pullers paycheck.

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