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    Senior Member DannoXYZ's Avatar
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    Crazy lady Zub Zub's Avatar
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    Heheheheheeheheh the red button!
    If you notice this notice then you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.

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    Meow! my58vw's Avatar
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    Just your average club rider... :)

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    Just Ride
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    That is the most annoying thing ever!

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    By-Tor...or the Snow Dog? hi565's Avatar
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    oh god thats good.

    I did it the whole way, someone has no life obviously to make all those combos. But then again, Im a loser to click the button and read all of em
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    Footballus vita est iamlucky13's Avatar
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    That's terrible. I consider myself a very sensible person, but this sort of thing completely circumvents my sense of reason. I swear my very life is built around little red buttons and other things of the sort. If I see a little red button, I have to push it, half because it's red and half because it says not to. Take Target, for instance (the store). The Target closest to me has two floors and they have an escalator and a cart escalator between. There's a sign on the cart escalator that says "Carts Only." What the heck? Are they just asking me to do it? And if that's not obvious enough, what's Target's logo? That's right: a big freaking red button-like thingy.

    Fortunately, I just got a job as a test engineer. I get to design all of my tests with a big red button, and if I'm feeling particularly like me, I can add a label to it that says "Do not push" or "Authorized Personel Only." The latter isn't quite as exciting because I'm technically authorized, but variety never hurts.
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    Senior Member CPcyclist's Avatar
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    LOL

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    Keep on climbing
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    Just in case there are any fans of the movie The Fifth Element reading this:

    ZORG
    I like killers. A real dyed in the wool killer. Cold-blooded. Clean. Methodical. Thorough. A killer, when he picked up the ZF1, would've immediately asked about the little red button on the bottom of the ***.

    77 INT. HALLWAY ZORG'S WAREHOUSE - DAY

    The warriors have all taken a weapon. One of them inspects his ZF1. He turns it over and notices the little red button. He presses it.

    78 EXT. OUTSIDE ZORG'S WAREHOUSE - DAY

    Behind Zorg, an ear-shattering explosion levels the warehouse.
    "There is more to life than increasing its speed" -- Mahatma Gandhi

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    EARTH IS FULL. GO HOME. heckflosse's Avatar
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    It said don't touch the red button.
    So I was a good little boy and did what I was told, I don't see the point, what now?

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    Go Titans!! sunninho's Avatar
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    Oh, man, when does it end?? I had to stop for fear that I was really blowing up the world
    One must live the way one thinks or end up thinking the way one has lived.
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    I never did find that white button...

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    I had to stop cos I had to pee
    HelenHeart

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    That darn Yankee TexasGuy's Avatar
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    yeah i was hoping for a climactic finish. At least he could have told us where the white button was. stupid ****er.
    Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
    "Stop Ruining my joke!", "No, a joke implies humor attached at no additional cost"
    So many sayings, so little sig space.

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    I'm fine. Cromulent's Avatar
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    That was hi-larious.

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    Footballus vita est iamlucky13's Avatar
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    If there really is a white button, it's some kind of riddle. There's no other links on the page.
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