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    why can't I get beer delivered?

    I can pizza delivered but not beer... why? I'm staring sadly at my last Heinekein (btw i don't even capitalize the word god) and I'm wondering why it has to be my last... sigh... There must be a huge market for late night beer delivery.

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    I got 3 labbats left want one?
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    Legal issues.

    There's laws against it .

    It's a lot easier to check ID's in an establishment then have some pimple faced pizza boy do it. So on and so forth.

    If you want beer delivered stay at a decent hotel or resort and order room service

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    Senior Member shimanopower's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gojohnnygo.
    I got 3 labbats left want one?
    hell yeah

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raiyn
    Legal issues.

    There's laws against it .

    It's a lot easier to check ID's in an establishment then have some pimple faced pizza boy do it. So on and so forth.

    If you want beer delivered stay at a decent hotel or resort and order room service
    inconvenience! the whole point of having it delivered is convenince! goverment is always out to screw me! motherf**kers!

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    I drink your MILKSHAKE Raiyn's Avatar
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    You've got three choices:
    1. Suck it up
    2. Go to the local Quicky Mart and buy a case (provided you haven't been drinking or have a sober friend)
    3. Buy more beer BEFORE you start drinking

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    Hey, be glad you can at least order online and have it delivered to you by package carrier....here in FL, it's illegal.


    ...still trying to find a loophole so I can get some good stuff over here...I'm sick of the very slim picking for ales and stouts I have seen so far.
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    Last time I was in Texas, you could load an empty keg on the back of your pickup, drive into a beer-station (think of a small drive-up carwash), order the beer you want and sit in your truck with the motor running while they run a hose into your keg. Wish they had that here in Cali.
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    I drink your MILKSHAKE Raiyn's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by catatonic
    Hey, be glad you can at least order online and have it delivered to you by package carrier....here in FL, it's illegal.


    ...still trying to find a loophole so I can get some good stuff over here...I'm sick of the very slim picking for ales and stouts I have seen so far.
    There's always "World Of Beer" over by Clearwater Mall (Across the street from Hooter's and a few doors down from the Greyhound station.)

    I just think it's funny that in that strip mall there's a Greyhound Bus Station, a Bible and Religious Supply store, and a *** Store. If that doesn't scream "Welcome to Redneck Hell" I don't know what does

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    Quote Originally Posted by shimanopower
    I can pizza delivered but not beer... why? I'm staring sadly at my last Heinekein (btw i don't even capitalize the word god) and I'm wondering why it has to be my last... sigh... There must be a huge market for late night beer delivery.
    Maybe all the delivery guys in your area are alcoholics

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raiyn
    You've got three choices:
    1. Suck it up
    2. Go to the local Quicky Mart and buy a case (provided you haven't been drinking or have a sober friend)
    3. Buy more beer BEFORE you start drinking
    well number 2 is out of the question... I have a bottle of jack which i'm forced to drink now (i hate jack...)... at least I have coke to put on top of it (legal to deliver)

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    Quote Originally Posted by shimanopower
    I have a bottle of jack which i'm forced to drink now (i hate jack...)... at least I have coke to put on top of it (legal to deliver)
    Hate Jack? What the hell's wrong with you? Jack and his buddy Jimmy Beam are good friends of mine. That Jose Cuervo guy though....... That my friend is a sunovabiaytch and is no longer invited over even if he brings OJ

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raiyn
    Hate Jack? What the hell's wrong with you? Jack and his buddy Jimmy Beam are good friends of mine. That Jose Cuervo guy though....... That my friend is a sunovabiaytch and is no longer invited over even if he brings OJ
    lol, you're speaking my language. yeah whiskey in genral isn't my friend anymore ever since drinking a little too much jameson in Ireland. Now I have a strong preference for clear hard liquor.. vodka/gin... not rum though... rum is still a sunovabiaytch!

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    wow...the threads at 2:46am sure have a different feel than threads during the day!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by HelenHeart
    wow...the threads at 2:46am sure have a different feel than threads during the day!!!!!
    It is during the day

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    You mean, in canada, we have one thing in regards to boozing that makes drinking easier. I can get booze delivered anytime, anyplace.

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    I get the cops to bring me beer. All you have to do is call 911 and tell them you're being attacked, and by the way you'd like some beer.
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    I need a BEER
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gojohnnygo.
    I need a BEER
    I have plenty MGD in my trunk... want one? Took a bunch to a tailgate party yesterday and noone touched them
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maelstrom
    You mean, in canada, we have one thing in regards to boozing that makes drinking easier. I can get booze delivered anytime, anyplace.
    Really what?

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    Quote Originally Posted by shimanopower
    I can pizza delivered but not beer... why? I'm staring sadly at my last Heinekein (btw i don't even capitalize the word god) and I'm wondering why it has to be my last... sigh... There must be a huge market for late night beer delivery.
    It's called a girlfriend... you make dinner, she brings you as much beer as you want... among other things...

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    Seems like in the old days (like I know anything about the old days ) one could order a taxi. And after ordering the taxi ask the dispatcher to have the cabbie run a package store to bring your favorite "cough syrup."

    Of course, you never used the taxi for transportation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by shimanopower
    I can pizza delivered but not beer... why? I'm staring sadly at my last Heinekein (btw i don't even capitalize the word god) and I'm wondering why it has to be my last... sigh... There must be a huge market for late night beer delivery.

    Aw buddy...

    You have to plan ahead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maelstrom
    You mean, in canada, we have one thing in regards to boozing that makes drinking easier. I can get booze delivered anytime, anyplace.
    damn it!! do you mean that Canada in that respect is actully more free then the US? god damn this country and what it is turning into!! I'm going to get on the first plane out of this country when some country rediscovers the meaning of freedom, capitalism, and individual rights!

    bah! I'm sure i'll be dead before that day comes! For that reason, I will never have a shred of respect for humanity as a whole.

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