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Originally Posted by SpiderMike
And last night on the news the were talking about a UN ship that was hit by pirates. Something about it was taken a few months ago, and how the UN finally got it back.
It's all lies. Pirates are the FSM's emissaries on Earth, and they were just spreading the Good Word. Release came after His Holiness commanded that the crew were ready to go forth in their holy pirate regalia. Of course, the misguided scientific community called this Stockholm Syndrome.