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  • Pirates

    27 12.33%
  • Ninjas

    59 26.94%
  • Robots

    35 15.98%
  • Clowns

    9 4.11%
  • Santa

    10 4.57%
  • 40 Midgets

    26 11.87%
  • Vampires

    15 6.85%
  • Vikings

    38 17.35%
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  1. #26
    ya'll can't mush me vomitron's Avatar
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    Have you ever seen or heard of a dead ninja? No? Neither has anyone else.

    Case closed.

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    I hink that our presence on this forum proves that robots win. Also, during the Tour de France there were these commecials for a ninja robot, which obviously would beat everyone with no problem. I think it also cuts grass or something too.

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    Hmmm, I voted pirates but only because mothra and zombies were not on the list.....and there need to be both types of zombies-old school zombies and "28 days later" zombies.

    I mean come on
    I've been here since 2004? I've never felt this old before.

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    godzilla, or possibly mechagodzilla

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    40 midgets. Savage I tell you.

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    I vote for GW Bush. He seems to destroy everything he touches.

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    I vote Santa.

    Nobody ****s with Santa.

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    *****.
    the burger king king.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shants
    *****.
    the burger king king.

    whoa. i want to change my vote.

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    Batman. Nobody can beat Batman.

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    I say Vikings, but when I say Vikings i mean "Viking kittens" and they must be singing Led Zeppelin

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    It's a tough call but I think the Segway group riders from the other post would kick ass hands down! We'd all be rolling on the floor laughing so much at them we wouldn't notice the guys taking up the rear in their monster segways, getting to run us over!
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    Wtf? What about Zombies? A Zombie could bite all but one of those options and they're become Zombies as well.

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    I doubt there would be ANY argument or thread if there were Robot Ninjas!

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    He doesn't win much cool points but in a fight Santa would win hands down! He can move at the speed of light, and he's go an army of elves at his command...nuff said.

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    Ninjas all the way. It would go like this:

    Zombie: Ghaarrrrrrrggg!
    Ninja: ........ *slash*
    Zombie: *head falls off*
    Ninja: disappears

    Pirate: Yaaaar!
    Ninja: ...... *slash*
    Pirate: *head falls off*
    Ninja *disappears*

    Santa: Hohoho!
    Ninja: ...... *slash*
    Santa: *head falls off*
    Ninja *disappears*

    Clown: Honk honk!
    Ninja: ...... *slash*
    Clown: *head falls off*
    Ninja *disappears*

    Vampire: Muahahaha!
    Ninja: ...... *slash*
    Vampire: *head falls off*
    Ninja *disappears*

    Viking: Yaaaar!
    Ninja: ...... *slash*
    Viking: *head falls off*
    Ninja *disappears*

    Robot: Beep beep beep
    Ninja: ...... *slash* *slash* *slash* *slash* *slash*
    Robot: *falls to pieces*
    Ninja *disappears*

    40 midgets: Charge!
    Ninja: ...... *slash* *slash* *slash* *slash* *slash* *slash* *slash* *slash* *slash* *slash* *slash* *slash* *slash* *slash* *slash* *slash* *slash* *slash* *slash* *slash* *slash* *slash* *slash* *slash* *slash* *slash* *slash* *slash* *slash* *slash* *slash* *slash* *slash* *slash* *slash* *slash* *slash* *slash* *slash* *slash*
    40 midgets: *heads all fall off*
    Ninja *disappears*

    Also, Dude, midget is not the prefered nomenclature, little people, please....

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    dc pirate, 4evah. chimblysweep's Avatar
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    um, ninjas don't drink. thus, whether they win or lose, they're still f'ing boring.

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    Public Broadcasting news team

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    Quote Originally Posted by chimblysweep
    um, ninjas don't drink. thus, whether they win or lose, they're still f'ing boring.
    Huh? I thought all good ninjas were all about the Sake... Or is that just Samuri?

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    Half-human, half-doberman kick-murder squad with cheese launchers. Cheddar. SHARP cheddar.
    Sin after sin I have endured, but the wounds I bear are the wounds of love.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ira in Chi
    lol
    only midgets are half human and half animals, and there is 40 badassmudafakas.
    you do the math.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chimblysweep
    um, ninjas don't drink. thus, whether they win or lose, they're still f'ing boring.
    You gotta be kidding! Ninjas are all about Sake. The other day I was at a sushi place and this ninja totally drank all their sake, then he was like ".....", and then he disappeared. Dude, that guy was an animal!

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    Go Ninja, go Ninja go!

    Ninja, Ninja, RAP!


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    Well Darth Vader would have been my first vote, Cyborg Ninja-Pirate.
    As for the poll....First vote would be Pirates. Then it would be 40 little people. Proof: The Ant Hill Mob and either Chugga-Boom or The Bullet Proof Bomb were good at getting the job done too.

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