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Pirates 27 12.33%
Ninjas 59 26.94%
Robots 35 15.98%
Clowns 9 4.11%
Santa 10 4.57%
40 Midgets 26 11.87%
Vampires 15 6.85%
Vikings 38 17.35%
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Old 10-12-05, 05:04 PM   #101
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Ninjas are also wizards, so they have spells for things like disappearing and obfuscation. I bet they have special anti-vampire spells as well, but they probably wouldn't talk to you or me about it because they're very secretive about their techniques...
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Old 10-12-05, 05:19 PM   #102
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i bet they'd make some good "get stoned fast" spells too... ninjas rule in the chemistry department.
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Old 10-12-05, 05:29 PM   #103
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Good point, pretty sneaky and creepy: worse than zombies, for sure!
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Old 10-12-05, 08:02 PM   #104
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It's totally Ninjas. I mean, they're all like stealthy, and they have a multitude of weapons, and high kicks, and climbing claws, and grapple hooks.

NINJAS!
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Old 10-12-05, 09:46 PM   #105
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If I ride with a katana sheathed in my mess bag...does that make me a bike ninja?
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Do you keep it in your stash pocket?
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No, that is specifically reserved for pie....ninja pie.
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Actually, I think 40 midgets could be competitive on the court. Have you seen 40 midgets get out in transition and run the floor?
Not even, 40 midgets can't even take on one normal lion!

Ninjas would be the ultimate, especially if they can somehow use the seppuku frisbee as a weapon against others:

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Actually, I'd like to see a sumo-wrestler in UFC... He'd just grab you in a big hug and fall over on top of you.. game over..
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aren't vikings just a subset of pirate? i mean, they sail around and take other people's stuff, right?

and how many ninjas, pirates, clowns, etc. are we talking about? because 40 midgets > 1 clown, but if it's a 1:1 ratio, the clowns would own (those huge shoes? killer vs. midgets).

how big are the robots? are we talking like evil nanobots, or Unicron? or just kind of medium-sized?

vampires are wusses. unless they've got some SPF 1,000,000 sunblock or something. but come on, anybody whose weakness is daytime? sure, daytime is my weakness, too. but i can drink coffee instead of blood.

i'm not really decided yet, but i'm leaning towards Santa:

"He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake..."

sounds pretty bad-ass to me.
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