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    yes even Mrs Howell. I'm not above being a kept man.
    “Courage is going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm." (Churchill)

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpongeDad
    yes even Mrs Howell. I'm not above being a kept man.
    Gilligan or the professor.

    Gilligan because he makes me laugh (good thing in any man!) or the Professor 'cuz he seems so "train-able". . . and he's so, so. . . inventive.
    I . . can . . . doooo . . . it

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    I'd make sweet love to Mrs. Howell on top of that genuine mink all night loooong. Mmmmmmmm.....
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Professor for sure. *sigh*

    btw...that was a dreamy sigh and not a besotted sigh.....oh if only he was 40 years younger or I were 40 years older and he wasn't fictional. LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lex
    Professor for sure. *sigh*

    btw...that was a dreamy sigh and not a besotted sigh.....oh if only he was 40 years younger or I were 40 years older and he wasn't fictional. LOL
    I could be your professor. My mamma told me I wuz perty smart!
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Is this on-island or off-island? This is important because if I choose Mrs. Howell, I want to know if I get her money when I off her... I mean when she dies in that unfortunate piano moving accident. But, if I'm stuck on the island, then money doesn't mean squat.

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    It's off the Island. And everyone else stop mooning over the Professor and start your own poll.
    “Courage is going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm." (Churchill)

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    Quote Originally Posted by explody pup
    Is this on-island or off-island? This is important because if I choose Mrs. Howell, I want to know if I get her money when I off her... I mean when she dies in that unfortunate piano moving accident. But, if I'm stuck on the island, then money doesn't mean squat.
    You had better assume that she's going to have you sign a very careful pre-nup agreement. Call it an on island in her case.
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    Then I want me a sugar mamma! After she croaks I can get both Ginger and Mary Ann.

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    Quote Originally Posted by foehn
    You had better assume that she's going to have you sign a very careful pre-nup agreement. Call it an on island in her case.
    I'm sure I could work something out after I learn a bit on brainwashing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by foehn
    Gilligan or the professor.

    Gilligan because he makes me laugh (good thing in any man!) or the Professor 'cuz he seems so "train-able". . . and he's so, so. . . inventive.
    Yeah, inventive...trainable....that's the ticket! I vote for the professor!
    Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite
    I could be your professor. My mamma told me I wuz perty smart!

    But can you build a nuclear reactor out of coconuts but not find your way off of an island filled with the perfect material to make a boat.....because I really need that in a man. LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpongeDad
    It's off the Island. And everyone else stop mooning over the Professor and start your own poll.
    I'll stop mooning over the professor if you edit your poll to put in the fourth choice: All of the above.

    You want 'em all. You know you do.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lex
    But can you build a nuclear reactor out of coconuts but not find your way off of an island filled with the perfect material to make a boat.....because I really need that in a man. LOL
    Good GAWD, what a great answer! Yeah, coconut nuclear reactor, and can't wander away. You always will know where he is and what he's up to and he's redily available for honey-dos--and think of the money you would save on heating oil this winter with a coconut reactor!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by foehn
    Good GAWD, what a great answer! Yeah, coconut nuclear reactor, and can't wander away. You always will know where he is and what he's up to and he's redily available for honey-dos--and think of the money you would save on heating oil this winter with a coconut reactor!!
    Yeah, and I bet he's the kind who would enjoy cleaning my chain for me...

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    The actress who played Mary Ann has a house in Driggs, Idaho that she rents for vacations in the Tetons. Nice house but over priced for the star factor.

    It's Ginger who does it for me!! then I'd sneak down and have a chat with Mary Ann
    Those voices in your head aren't real, but they have some great ideas

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    I'd go for all three...I'm not sure if I would be alive after all is said and done, but hey, there are far worse ways to go
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    Quote Originally Posted by foehn
    Good GAWD, what a great answer! Yeah, coconut nuclear reactor, and can't wander away. You always will know where he is and what he's up to and he's redily available for honey-dos--and think of the money you would save on heating oil this winter with a coconut reactor!!
    He could build me a luxury mansion worthy of the Gold Coast in a Survivor setting and then never find his way out of the front door. But wait, Ginger and Maryann did the laundry didn't they? One of them would have to stick around. If I'm gonna be trapped with a mental giant with no sense of direction, someone else should be washing his undies.

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    So I'm shallow. I'd always be after da money! Which then I'd use to go after the other two.
    "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lex
    He could build me a luxury mansion worthy of the Gold Coast in a Survivor setting and then never find his way out of the front door. But wait, Ginger and Maryann did the laundry didn't they? One of them would have to stick around. If I'm gonna be trapped with a mental giant with no sense of direction, someone else should be washing his undies.
    Yeah, I need a wife too!
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    You guys who voted for Maryanne are whacked !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lex
    But can you build a nuclear reactor out of coconuts but not find your way off of an island filled with the perfect material to make a boat.....because I really need that in a man. LOL
    Not so much a coconut nuclear reactor, but more of a coconut assembled, volcano powered steam engine. Or the coconut and bamboo assemebled bicycle engine for the small power needs (like Ginger and MaryAnne's electric "toys" I would create for them as well).
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bibi
    Yeah, and I bet he's the kind who would enjoy cleaning my chain for me...
    Hey, that job's taken.
    “Courage is going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm." (Churchill)

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    huh
    Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
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    Why not Ginger AND Mary Anne? It worked for my old man, why can't it work for me?

    (true: his first wife is Ginger, 2nd is Mary Anne, both in name and personality)

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