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  • The one closest to my desk

    15 34.88%
  • The one farthest from my desk, so I can go walkies

    7 16.28%
  • The one with the most privacy

    14 32.56%
  • The one by the guy with the candy jar on his desk

    1 2.33%
  • The one by the cute marketing chicks/guys

    3 6.98%
  • The warehouse one with better magazines

    2 4.65%
  • Port-a-Crapper out by the dumpster

    1 2.33%
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    Which crapper do you use at work?
    Sin after sin I have endured, but the wounds I bear are the wounds of love.

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    The men's crapper.

    edit: BTW...making a real poll is not that difficult ya know. Are you really thaaat copmuter illiterate?
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite
    The men's crapper.

    edit: BTW...making a real poll is not that difficult ya know. Are you really thaaat copmuter illiterate?
    My liege,

    Impatience does not become your majesty.

    Pray, wait until the long options have been typed.
    Sin after sin I have endured, but the wounds I bear are the wounds of love.

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    Quote Originally Posted by konageezer
    My liege,

    Impatience does not become your majesty.

    Pray, wait until the long options have been typed.
    LOL....You sure hit the nail on my head!! Ouch!
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Our dept. has two about equal direction in each direction. I go the one that goes by our finance group where the cute blonde resides. There used to be a cute tall cyclist girl with dark hair there too, but she just got moved to another area toward the other side of the building.
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    I don't see "Boss's Filing Cabinet" anywhere on the poll.

    ???

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    Why walk upstairs when the john is about three steps from my desk?

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    Why walk anywhere when you've permenantly replaced your chair with the pot at your desk?

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    I don't feel like walking any further than I have too. Mainly 'cuz I'm on my feet all the time.
    "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits."
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    As a follow up to konageezer's poll, I think it's important that all the guys here know which urinal to use in the bathroom. I admit, I missed on two of them. One is a trick question, the other I took the poll too fast and was thinking backwards.

    Women, you may be surprised, but for every urinal situation, there is a right and a wrong way to proceed. Don't question it. This is the way the world works. According to the anthropic principle, if it were any other way, we would not have reason to question it's being the way it is.
    "The internet is a place where absolutely nothing happens. You need to take advantage of that." ~ Strong Bad

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    Check out this thread on another forum I frequent: Corner-Carvers - Poo Tech

    Being the performance-oriented guy that I am, I use one of these on my toilet:


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    Wait wait, you forgot the little bag by the desk... what else can I make stink bombs with
    Just your average club rider... :)

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    Quote Originally Posted by iamlucky13
    As a follow up to konageezer's poll, I think it's important that all the guys here know which urinal to use in the bathroom. I admit, I missed on two of them. One is a trick question, the other I took the poll too fast and was thinking backwards.

    Phew! I don't feel too bad. I missed two as well, and it's been more than 10 years since I've used a men's room

    Yeah, that last one was tricky. Way I see it is if ya gots ta go ya gots to go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stacey
    Phew! I don't feel too bad. I missed two as well, and it's been more than 10 years since I've used a men's room

    Yeah, that last one was tricky. Way I see it is if ya gots ta go ya gots to go.
    That is halarious, it says that I got a 10 out of 60... and I must be a woman
    Just your average club rider... :)

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    I guess I am a female trapped in a male's body. Anybdoy want to help me free her :-/
    Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
    "Stop Ruining my joke!", "No, a joke implies humor attached at no additional cost"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stacey
    Phew! I don't feel too bad. I missed two as well, and it's been more than 10 years since I've used a men's room

    Yeah, that last one was tricky. Way I see it is if ya gots ta go ya gots to go.
    WAit till King Termite finds out you are more man then you are woman
    Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
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    Quote Originally Posted by iamlucky13
    which urinal to use in the bathroom. I admit, I missed on two of them. .
    Ewww.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iamlucky13
    I admit, I missed on two of them.
    Shouldn't matter. With that many urinals there is bound to be a floor drain
    Just Peddlin' Around

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    Quote Originally Posted by TexasGuy
    I guess I am a female trapped in a male's body. Anybdoy want to help me free her :-/
    I'm not sure where your going with this. I once told one of my lesbian friends that I, too, was a lesbian trapped in a male body, but she wasn't having it.
    Dead last finish is better than did not finish and infinitely better than did not start.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackberry
    I'm not sure where your going with this. I once told one of my lesbian friends that I, too, was a lesbian trapped in a male body, but she wasn't having it.
    darn
    Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
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    Funny article: Border Bathroom Traps Montana Student.


    I've known girls who can use urinals... cleanly.. wanna see pics?
    Last edited by DannoXYZ; 10-20-05 at 03:14 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite
    Our dept. has two about equal direction in each direction. I go the one that goes by our finance group where the cute blonde resides. There used to be a cute tall cyclist girl with dark hair there too, but she just got moved to another area toward the other side of the building.
    Don't be so sure she got moved. I happen to know that they've been downsizing in that department

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    Quote Originally Posted by TexasGuy
    WAit till King Termite finds out you are more man then you are woman

    Hehehe... Like I tell 'em.

    I'm more woman than you'll ever have, and more man than you'll ever be
    .

    Shut's them up every time and the just stand there going ba-duh, ba-duh, ba-duh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by webist
    Shouldn't matter. With that many urinals there is bound to be a floor drain

    I remember going to a Dead concert at the Spectrum. Women in the men's room sitting on the sinks to go, guys were circle wizzing in the floor drains.

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    hahahha - now i know why i've never bothered to go to a concert before
    Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
    "Stop Ruining my joke!", "No, a joke implies humor attached at no additional cost"
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