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    Clydesdale, for now. belfast-biker's Avatar
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    Next time you're caught "speeding".....

    Fat man trying to reform. slowly. :)
    START 330lbs
    NOW 286lbs
    TARGET 168lbs

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    On my TARDIScycle! KingTermite's Avatar
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    I thought you were going to have something like THIS in here!

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    Who Says That Cops Don't Have A Sense Of Humor?
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    "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after
    you wear them awhile."

    "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless
    document."

    "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

    "Can you run faster than 1,200 feet per second? In case you didn't know, that is
    the average speed of a 9 mm bullet fired from my ***."

    "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write
    anything I want on the ticket, huh?"

    "Yes, Sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help.
    Oh ... did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"

    "Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll
    give you another ticket."

    "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not.
    Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

    "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on
    rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey poop."

    "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."

    "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."

    "Just how big were those two beers?"

    "No sir we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas but now we're
    allowed to write as many tickets as we want."

    "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of yours. At
    least you know someone who can post your bail."

    "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign
    here."
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Meow! my58vw's Avatar
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    ^^^^
    Just your average club rider... :)

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    That darn Yankee TexasGuy's Avatar
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    lmao
    Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
    "Stop Ruining my joke!", "No, a joke implies humor attached at no additional cost"
    So many sayings, so little sig space.

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