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  • Yes, I love those long, gangly threads of delight!

    2 5.13%
  • F__k NO! I shave my legs, the least you could do is keep those pink nickles hair-free!

    3 7.69%
  • I really couldn't give the slightest of craps. I love my man, nipple hair or nipple hairless.

    2 5.13%
  • Your polls are stupid.

    32 82.05%
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    explody pup
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    Question for the Ladies: Nipple Hair

    On a guy: Like? Dislike? Don't care?

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    Somehow I don't think this is going to be a popular poll.
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Don't like guys!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stacey
    Don't like guys!
    KT's an exception, right sweetie?
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    My philosophy: if I want a womans mouth there, I'll shave it

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    Most women love nipple hair. It is only second to back hair and Speedos according to most reports.

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    Non Tribuo Anus Rodentum and off to the next adventure (RIP) Stacey's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite
    KT's an exception, right sweetie?
    Nah, I'm just in to invertebrates too.

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    Non Tribuo Anus Rodentum and off to the next adventure (RIP) Stacey's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ranger
    Most women love nipple hair. It is only second to back hair and Speedos according to most reports.

    Somewhat attractive in dreds or cornrows

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    explody pup
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    So I should let my locks grow long and beautiful? I knew it!

    Oh, and apparently I shouldn't have put that last option on my poll. I'm gonna go cry myself to sleep.

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    dude, just braid your nipple hair into cornrows...pure sex. (edit: dangit stacey beat me to it!)

    I got bored one day and hair gelled my nipple hairs into a spiked hair thing....

    ....that's the kind of crap that happens when I just moved someplace and lacked internet access for a month.
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    Look guys we got hairs where we don't want them... nose, face above the beard line, inside the ear, on the earlobe...the odd forehead hair... They get trimmed without hesitation right?
    So if we get monster hairs on my toes (like hobbit foot) we'd take a trimmer to them right?

    I don't get why guys are sensitive to trimming (not "shaving") the pubes, the nipples or the pits.

    See guys at B-ball games with the wicked pit hair jumping at you, or worse cyclists with the escaping pubes. Same thing as leaving a monobrow or a hairy neck.

    And guys with hairy arms, like tufty furry arms... cut that back a bit too. Like a 5 on a trimmmer, you know under an inch. I hate shaking hands with a guy with fur mittens and chewbacca arms. And for some reason the guy always seems to be making bread or throwing pizza or something where the gloves don't cover it.

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    " See guys at B-ball games with the wicked pit hair jumping at you, or worse cyclists with the escaping pubes."

    There's a funny story floating around somewhere with a red-headed guy trimming his pubes with shears down to a 3-4 length. It ended up poking through his shorts and giving him the chia-pet look...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DannoXYZ
    " See guys at B-ball games with the wicked pit hair jumping at you, or worse cyclists with the escaping pubes."

    There's a funny story floating around somewhere with a red-headed guy trimming his pubes with shears down to a 3-4 length. It ended up poking through his shorts and giving him the chia-pet look...


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    Quote Originally Posted by explody pup
    So I should let my locks grow long and beautiful? I knew it!

    Oh, and apparently I shouldn't have put that last option on my poll. I'm gonna go cry myself to sleep.
    Yes, I love those long, gangly threads of delight! 0 0%
    F__k NO! I shave my legs, the least you could do is keep those pink nickles hair-free! 1 9.09%
    I really couldn't give the slightest of craps. I love my man, nipple hair or nipple hairless. 0 0%
    Your polls are stupid. 10 90.91%

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    I don't know about hair, but this guy seems to have a plan that is working for him: http://www.netsummary.dk/vis?u=:68.1...t=Hard+Nipples
    Those voices in your head aren't real, but they have some great ideas

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    heh. funny.
    Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
    "Stop Ruining my joke!", "No, a joke implies humor attached at no additional cost"
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    Some men have chest hair and some don't all I ask is that you keep it clean and TRIMMED this goes for ALL areas. Currently I don't have to worry about hair around the nipples!!!

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    What scares me is when chics have hair around their nipples...

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    UPDATE!

    With the "Do girls like guys with _____________" threads, I figured it'd be a good time to refresh this thread. So who wants to be the first to tell me my little nipple jungles are the sexiest thing in the known universe?

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    I did! I did!
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    You will be summarily tied to a post and shot dead for bumping this thread.

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    Only braided in dreads. Then I could lead you around by them

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eboo
    I did! I did!
    You did taw a puttytat?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CyLowe97
    You will be summarily tied to a post and shot dead for bumping this thread.
    Well, jeez, I waited for a year and a half for someone else to do it, but noooooooo...

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    I knew a girl with nip hair, scared the crap out of me...very...very odd.

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