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    Someone Needs To Die

    They just miked some chinese food in the workroom. The only thing worse would be fish.

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    Have you seen anyone about your anger management issues?

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    Have you ever considered Decaf?
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    Road cycling could use more of this.
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    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...fish.
    http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/6...zysmall4uh.gifhttp://www.swmich.edu/resources/grap...cing/apple.jpghttp://boards.atlanticrecords.com/ev...5102728/avatarhttp://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/G...69123_6418.gif "You know it's funny when it rains it pours. They got money for wars, but can't feed tha poor. Sad there ain't no hope for tha youth and tha truth is there ain't no hope for tha future" - Tupac

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krull
    They just miked some chinese food in the workroom. The only thing worse would be fish.
    - congrats! in a single post you have managed to:

    1. offend an ethnic society

    2. offend omnivorous/vegan feeders

    3. post in the wrong forum

    4. incur the wrath of the moderator

    moderator: offtopic, trolling post by newbie

    :-)

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    offend ethnic society ?what the heck how?
    and since when is chinese vegan food?
    And this is food - the whole idea is off topic
    and what moderator?
    Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
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    why did this get moved to the road forum? also, i accept all personal attacks that might come with asking the following question: can you explain that statement? what is 'miked?' why is it worse to mike fish than chinese food? why would people be offended?

    so confused

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    Quote Originally Posted by BarconsOrBust
    why did this get moved to the road forum? also, i accept all personal attacks that might come with asking the following question: can you explain that statement? what is 'miked?' why is it worse to mike fish than chinese food? why would people be offended?

    so confused
    I'm with BOB. No clue what "miked" means.
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    I believe he means "microwaved". As in "hey, just toss it in the mikey for a coupla' minutes, it'll be fine". Personally, I love leftover Chinese food, and the smell that emanates from the "mikey" while it warms up just adds to the enjoyment.

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    to or from - cause WE ARE IN Foo
    Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
    "Stop Ruining my joke!", "No, a joke implies humor attached at no additional cost"
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    I will admit, however, that microwaving fish in a communal microwave is disgusting. In addition to the terrible odor during heating, it leaves a taint that lasts for days. I don't like my microwave popcorn to taste like fish, but tastes differ.

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    oh....miked....yeah i guess i wasnt thinking too far outside the box. it's been a long day. mmm chinese food.

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    Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by TexasGuy
    and what moderator?
    - the omni-prescient (and omnipresent) moderator who rules us all!

    :-)

    - all hail the moderator! (on bended knee)

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    What happened to "nuked" being the proper slang for microwaving when used as a verb?
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    nuked chinese food smells good. go stick ur head in the microwave and crank it to 11.
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    I'll take aroma de nuked chinese food over popcorn anyday.

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    Well, "nuked" is fine. But saying that in the same breath with "Chinese" may rub some folks the wrong way. You could be accused of being a warmongerer, or of subliminally suggesting that we "nuke those Commies!". And all just because you wanted to heat your lunch. Be politically correct, say "miked". Or be meek and yielding, and just say "heat up".

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    I imagined a little microphone pointed at a chinese takeout container, and Krull sitting at his desk pissed off about it.

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    If I knew where Krull worked, I'll order Chinese delivery and send him lunch for the rest of the week.
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    Chinese food is not bad in the microwave...wait till you get someone nuking shrimp or kimchee in the microwave.

    ...and I believe the term to use for microwaving is "burnt" since it seems nobody can not burnt anything on a microwave.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Namenda
    Well, "nuked" is fine. But saying that in the same breath with "Chinese" may rub some folks the wrong way. You could be accused of being a warmongerer, or of subliminally suggesting that we "nuke those Commies!". And all just because you wanted to heat your lunch. Be politically correct, say "miked". Or be meek and yielding, and just say "heat up".
    Uh, my name is Mike and I take offense to you saying you want to nuke me... or something

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    Quote Originally Posted by mirona
    Uh, my name is Mike and I take offense to you saying you want to nuke me... or something
    Mike, I'd like to offer you an olive branch, which you can mix with some shrimp and kimchee. Place in microwave at 1/2 power for 45 seconds. Season to taste. Inhale deeply of the emanations. You will then forgive me, without even needing to hear an apology...

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    I love the title of this thread. Good job.

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