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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    Critical Thinking Quiz #5

    A man walks into a hardware store in the SF bay area. He looks around, puzzled. The female employee notices his confusion and offers assistance. "How much is three?", he asks, as he holds up something of interest. "Twenty five cents", she answered. "How about 260?" "Ummmmm sir, that will be around 75 cents". He thinks about it for a few minutes, and decides to buy 13. He sees the same girl at the checkout, she smiles at him and charges him 54 cents. He smiles back, and goes on his merry way.

    What did he buy?

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    House numbers

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    Dang it, Stacey!!!!! In all of 11 minutes!!!! (Hisssssssss!!) Okay miss smarty-pants, here's another one:



    How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway cart?

    *Quick! Somebody answer before Stacey does....*

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    uhhh.... pick up the elephant, and put it into the cart?
    That's a lie.

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    That's easy. You take the 'S' out of Safe and the 'F' out of Way.
    "The internet is a place where absolutely nothing happens. You need to take advantage of that." ~ Strong Bad

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    Aww Geez!!!! Another one!!!! HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT??? (sigh) I gotta get some better ones, huh?

    *thinking*

    Ha! Okay! What do you call a cow with no arms and no legs?

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    Is this the cow you put in the Safeway cart?

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    Don't be silly. There's "no F-in-Way" you can put a cow in a Safeway cart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind
    Ha! Okay! What do you call a cow with no arms and no legs?
    If I had no arms and no legs, I'd still call a cow... a cow.
    One must live the way one thinks or end up thinking the way one has lived.
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    Try again. It's another grocery store joke. (hint, hint, wink, wink)

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    ground beef.
    Weather today: Hot. Humid. Potholes.

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    DANG!!! Foiled again! That's it! I admit it! I have easy, corny jokes! Man, that sucks.







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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind
    Ha! Okay! What do you call a cow with no arms and no legs?

    You don't call it nuthin.... 'coz it ain't gonna come to you.

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    lmao
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    What do you call a dog with no arms or legs?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stacey
    You don't call it nuthin.... 'coz it ain't gonna come to you.
    I think I'll go with ^^^^
    Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
    "Stop Ruining my joke!", "No, a joke implies humor attached at no additional cost"
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    Nope, you call it 'Cigarette', because you take it out for a drag!

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    hahah
    Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
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    If it was a fat dog, would you call it "Puff"? heh.


    What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, sitting on a doorstep?

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    me?
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    Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind
    If it was a fat dog, would you call it "Puff"? heh.


    What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, sitting on a doorstep?

    Matt! Phhhhtttt!



    What do you call a Hispanic girl with no legs?

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    I only know of the Asian girl with one leg.

    What do you call yours? Chimichanga?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind
    I only know of the Asian girl with one leg.
    Irene

    What do you call yours? Chimichanga?
    Yer gonna kill me...






























    Consuelo

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    I don't get it. I must be dumb.

    What do you call a man with no arms and no legs flying over the fence?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind
    I don't get it. I must be dumb.
    Consuelo... lets break it down. Cuns way low ~ Hispanic, no legs

    What do you call a man with no arms and no legs flying over the fence?
    I dunno?

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