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Old 10-19-05, 08:37 PM   #1
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Critical Thinking Quiz #5

A man walks into a hardware store in the SF bay area. He looks around, puzzled. The female employee notices his confusion and offers assistance. "How much is three?", he asks, as he holds up something of interest. "Twenty five cents", she answered. "How about 260?" "Ummmmm sir, that will be around 75 cents". He thinks about it for a few minutes, and decides to buy 13. He sees the same girl at the checkout, she smiles at him and charges him 54 cents. He smiles back, and goes on his merry way.

What did he buy?
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Old 10-19-05, 08:47 PM   #2
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Old 10-19-05, 09:09 PM   #3
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Dang it, Stacey!!!!! In all of 11 minutes!!!! (Hisssssssss!!) Okay miss smarty-pants, here's another one:



How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway cart?

*Quick! Somebody answer before Stacey does....*
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Old 10-19-05, 09:41 PM   #4
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uhhh.... pick up the elephant, and put it into the cart?
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That's easy. You take the 'S' out of Safe and the 'F' out of Way.
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Old 10-19-05, 10:16 PM   #6
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Aww Geez!!!! Another one!!!! HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT??? (sigh) I gotta get some better ones, huh?

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Ha! Okay! What do you call a cow with no arms and no legs?
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Is this the cow you put in the Safeway cart?
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Don't be silly. There's "no F-in-Way" you can put a cow in a Safeway cart.
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Ha! Okay! What do you call a cow with no arms and no legs?
If I had no arms and no legs, I'd still call a cow... a cow.
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Old 10-19-05, 11:06 PM   #10
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Try again. It's another grocery store joke. (hint, hint, wink, wink)
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DANG!!! Foiled again! That's it! I admit it! I have easy, corny jokes! Man, that sucks.






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Ha! Okay! What do you call a cow with no arms and no legs?

You don't call it nuthin.... 'coz it ain't gonna come to you.
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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs?
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You don't call it nuthin.... 'coz it ain't gonna come to you.
I think I'll go with ^^^^
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Nope, you call it 'Cigarette', because you take it out for a drag!
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If it was a fat dog, would you call it "Puff"? heh.


What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, sitting on a doorstep?
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, sitting on a doorstep?

Matt! Phhhhtttt!



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I only know of the Asian girl with one leg.

What do you call yours? Chimichanga?
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I only know of the Asian girl with one leg.
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Yer gonna kill me...






























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I don't get it. I must be dumb.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs flying over the fence?
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I don't get it. I must be dumb.
Consuelo... lets break it down. Cuns way low ~ Hispanic, no legs

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