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    2-Cyl, 1/2 HP @ 90 RPM slvoid's Avatar
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    Crap... I bought glitter moisturizer...

    Ok.. so my face gets really dry during the winter cause it's exposed to a lot of cold and dry wind right. So I figured I'll buy some light oil free moisturizer with SPF 15... guess what, it's freaking glitter moisturizer.
    Not a lot of glitter but it's noticable up close that there are tiny specs of glitter in there. Now what...

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    Go to a rave...and chill...

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    Excellent... cept I'm a guy...

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    Loud moisturizer saves lives.

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    itll help reflect the light of oncoming motorist, its like next gen reflective tape

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    2-Cyl, 1/2 HP @ 90 RPM slvoid's Avatar
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    That's true.. lemme apply more to the back of my neck..

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    Quote Originally Posted by slvoid
    Excellent... cept I'm a guy...
    I didn't know raves were limited to girls only...

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    Just keep wearing it.....should attract tons of 14 year old females!
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    C'mon use/wear it. Be a trend setter. What fun is life without a little gender bending?

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    Oh, boyfriend...I'll bet you look DREAMY with it!!

    So many men....so little time!

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    Quote Originally Posted by slvoid
    Ok.. so my face gets really dry during the winter cause it's exposed to a lot of cold and dry wind right. So I figured I'll buy some light oil free moisturizer with SPF 15... guess what, it's freaking glitter moisturizer.
    Not a lot of glitter but it's noticable up close that there are tiny specs of glitter in there. Now what...

    LOL .. THAT is funny !!

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    Paris would say "you're HOT!"
    that's the funniest thing I've read this weekend!

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    Quote Originally Posted by KirkeIsWaiting
    Paris would say "you're HOT!"
    that's the funniest thing I've read this weekend!
    Yeah, but she says that all the time..


    Here's slvoid with some of that glitter moisturizer on the front of his bike for a reflector.

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    Overacting because I can SpongeDad's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by slvoid
    Excellent... cept I'm a guy...
    We've all seen your butt. So the above comment is debatable.

    Put on the glitter, dial up 400w and work it baby.
    “Courage is going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm." (Churchill)

    "I am a courageous cyclist." (SpongeDad)

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    Disco fever, Slvoid. I think you've caught it. You could always rent yourself out as a mirror ball for a part-time job. Just think of all the bike parts you could get with a little sideline cash flow coming in.
    Wheeeee!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2manybikes
    Here's slvoid with some of that glitter moisturizer on the front of his bike for a reflector.

    Now THAT is funny!
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Baahhh... It says "clean and clear oil-free morning glow moisturizer, moisturizes dry skin, instantly brightens skin." NO WHERE does it say glitter. I should've known from the "morning glow" and "brightens skin" part.
    You know what too, my cousin works in R&D for the company that develops shampoo and moisturizers and such and she sent me a pre production sample of oil of olay: olay body lotion for "extra dry skin". Guess what, GLITTER! It doesn't say glitter anywhere! Doesn't even hint at it.

    I'm not going to any rave, I don't have any fever, and I refuse to work it on my weekend off. I'm not gonna attract any 14 year old's and I'm not a HOT B1TCH. You know what, women, this is your fault! I don't want glitter all over my #@$&ing body and on my tight spandex!
    Last edited by slvoid; 10-23-05 at 08:43 AM.

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    You're a girly girl. No man deliberately goes out and gets moisturizer... well, except Michael Jackson...

    Koffee

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    2-Cyl, 1/2 HP @ 90 RPM slvoid's Avatar
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    You snicker all you want, I know where you live, how about I come kick your a$$, how's that for embracing my feminine side.

    Man can't a guy buy moisturizer without getting ridiculed?
    See, this is the exact reason why I had to have my gf pay for it at the counter when I went to the pharmacy... And that time I wore my secret platinium sparkling vanilla body spray I had to tell them it was my gf's by accident.

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    Latest picture of Slvoid!!

    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slvoid
    Man can't a guy buy moisturizer without getting ridiculed?
    Um.....er.....NO!
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    I use the exact same stuff when I ride in the East Village
    and get complimented on it.

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    bwahahahahahahahaha!

    next time aim for the (ever so tiny, but it's there) men's section....

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    Ummm...how many grams will the glitter stuff save over regular moisturizer? Or is it heavier? I may want to try some...(always looking to save 1 or 2 grams)
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