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genericbikedude 10-26-05 05:29 PM

Let's Settle this II
 
So I posted a similar poll in the FG/SS forum (http://www.bikeforums.net/foo/145301-lets-settle.html), and it shut everybody up about pirates and ninjas and stuff for at least a week.

There is too much bickering in this forum, especially among the regulars. Sydney is condescending, people get offended, people trash-talk lbs's and then the 'Industry Related' guys all sulk.

So, in the spirit of solving problems (and procrastination--I should be writing a paper now), I propose a simple question: who would win in a big fight? Would Sydney stilletto everybody while they weren't looking (with his dagger-like wit)? Would expatriate run over all comers with his tandem MTB? Would Rev Chuck smash his truing stand into everyone's face? Would Seeley lascerate everyone with broken bottles (or whatever?) Would Rayin write in garishly blue text about his love for hockey until everyone just died? What about the mysterious HillRider? What's he got up his sleeve?

My apologies to all whom I've forgotten, and my apologies to Sheldon Brown, who I'd include but for the fact that he'd obviously win (that eagle is dangerous. ) In the spirit of fairness, I'll include myself, but I don't expect to win.

Enjoy!

jur 10-26-05 07:07 PM

I vote for Raiyn. He never never never stops. He will tire u out.

now sydney, he stabs once, rolls eyes then hides.

Expatriate? Too sporadic. Does not have the time to read each post in detail in their entirety. (And a good thing that is too.)

Seely? can't take LBS rants on the chin.

Generic - not aggressive. Hopeless.

etc.

Portis 10-26-05 07:20 PM

Move this to Foo.

Brian 10-26-05 07:34 PM

Hey, why am I under Sydney? Shouldn't the bottom feeder... Never mind. Raiyn will win. He's bigger than me, and he never tires. At least in his role as the grammar cop.

[edit] The only time I don't read a post in its entirety is those A&S posts about VC. They're all the same.

Raiyn 10-26-05 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Expatriate
Hey, why am I under Sydney? Shouldn't the bottom feeder... Never mind. Raiyn will win. He's bigger than me, and he never tires. At least in his role as the grammar cop.

[edit] The only time I don't read a post in its entirety is those A&S posts about VC. They're all the same.

<shrug It's all the same to me. I'm not here to win a popularity contest. :p

Brian 10-26-05 11:54 PM

No, it's about who would win a fight. Of course, since it's by popular vote, it's the exact opposite of the "Who has the biggest internet penis" contest.

Raiyn 10-27-05 12:24 AM

Ahh. Well it's true, I'm probably bigger than most of the combatants. Do I get to use a hockey stick? I've got a nice wooden Christian that I've been itching to get a 5 minute major with :lol:

Ed Holland 10-27-05 03:36 AM

Where can I buy tickets?

berny 10-27-05 03:38 AM

None of these wimps could go two rounds in a revolving frigin door. :p

Juha 10-27-05 04:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ranger
Move this to Foo.

Agreed.

--J, a Forum Mod

phantomcow2 10-27-05 04:26 AM

tough call between Raiyn and expatriate

TexasGuy 10-27-05 06:57 AM

half of these people i didnt know or didnt recognize lmao. Mani'm glad i don't hang out in SS/FG or commuter :p

peripatetic 10-27-05 03:29 PM

SS/FG has some dark energy lurking within. Beware.

My vote was sydney, but then I saw Raiyn pop up, and I started thinking generic's point about his relentlessness was right. The fact that he loves hockey in Florida probably says it all. Now, if there were a sumo wrestler trolling about...

oh, Hell, I'm throwing my vote at Rev. Chuck; he's got a bevy of hardware.

Brian 10-27-05 04:21 PM

375 views, and only 30 votes?

cryptid01 10-27-05 04:50 PM

I'm going with the Rev.

Sorry Raiyn, you know you're my boy and all, but NC r0XoRs!!!!!!!111!1

taterhead 10-27-05 05:08 PM

un, what about pirates?

That's who I'm voting for-

Brian 10-27-05 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phantomcow2
tough call between Raiyn and expatriate

He'd get my vote.

KrisPistofferson 10-27-05 07:46 PM

I voted for Rev. Chuck, because he's just always seemed kind of old-school tough, like he'd just hurt you bad. Raiyn would probably remind the judges of some archaic technicality and win by a loophole in the rules, though.

Killer B 10-28-05 03:56 AM

It's always about mentality over size, trust me....
Ever been to the zoo and seen the little monkeys that
are crazier than Hell? They'll take on any of you people,
and whoop some *ss....
I've personally seen some very skinny, deranged guys
that took 3 to 4 big guys to subdue them.
It's all upstairs Folks!

heckflosse 10-28-05 04:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Killer B
It's always about mentality over size, trust me....
Ever been to the zoo and seen the little monkeys that
are crazier than Hell? They'll take on any of you people,
and whoop some *ss....

But were they dressed as Ninjas or Pirates? :o

KingTermite 10-28-05 05:27 AM

Hmmm......all pansies.

Brian 10-28-05 06:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KingTermite
Hmmm......all pansies.

Hmmm. I asked my wife what she thought of that. She says I'm more of a sunflower. Then she mumbled something about a big stalk...

Karldar 10-28-05 09:17 AM

I dunno, I picked The Right Reverend. I think he comes across as just mild-mannered enough to maybe do some devious ****. Of course, if temporary alliances sprung up between contenders, I think anyone would have a chance....

shokhead 10-28-05 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raiyn
<shrug It's all the same to me. I'm not here to win a popularity contest. :p


Boy,is that a mouthfull.

TexasGuy 10-31-05 12:21 PM

i voted for raiyn just because everybody else voted for him :p


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