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    Senior Member eddiebrannan's Avatar
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    totally non bike related but good grief!


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    quote: "guaranteed to be donated by Mr. Gallo who is drug, alcohol and disease free."

    Yeah, right...

    guaranteed to make bad music and lulling movies, there's a real promise!
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    Frozen in carbonite Grimlock's Avatar
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    "Maybe I'm drunk but is that real," he said with squinty-eyed disbelief.

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    Haha. He may waive the price of natural insemination based on the photograph of the woman! And then come the racist criteria... Real nice guy, I bet
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    Do you deny that you are clueless or do you just think that "moron" didn't need to be tacked on there?
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    This would be added incentive for Mr. Gallo to sell his sperm to a Jew mother, his reasoning being with the slim chance that his child moved into the profession of motion picture acting or became a musical performer, this connection to the Jewish faith would guarantee his offspring a better chance at good reviews and maybe even a prize at the Sundance Film Festival or an Oscar.

    omg

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    Wow... put him up there with Michael Crook.
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    that's a joke, right? really, it is,. . isn't it? it seems to NOT be a joke, but i feel like it must be. somebody help me out with this one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tehz
    This would be added incentive for Mr. Gallo to sell his sperm to a Jew mother, his reasoning being with the slim chance that his child moved into the profession of motion picture acting or became a musical performer, this connection to the Jewish faith would guarantee his offspring a better chance at good reviews and maybe even a prize at the Sundance Film Festival or an Oscar.

    omg
    Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
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