quote: "guaranteed to be donated by Mr. Gallo who is drug, alcohol and disease free."
guaranteed to make bad music and lulling movies, there's a real promise!
"Maybe I'm drunk but is that real," he said with squinty-eyed disbelief.
This would be added incentive for Mr. Gallo to sell his sperm to a Jew mother, his reasoning being with the slim chance that his child moved into the profession of motion picture acting or became a musical performer, this connection to the Jewish faith would guarantee his offspring a better chance at good reviews and maybe even a prize at the Sundance Film Festival or an Oscar.
Wow... put him up there with Michael Crook.
Originally Posted by tehz
Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
"Stop Ruining my joke!", "No, a joke implies humor attached at no additional cost"
So many sayings, so little sig space.