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    Krispistoferson's Commando Vidclip

    Try playing the intro to Pink Floyd's "Money" while watching that Commando clip. It's almost like Dark Side of the Rainbow.
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    pretty cool. particularly when the cash register drawer closing is timed with him smacking the clip in.

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    "Welcome to The Machine" works well, too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by krispistoferson
    "Welcome to The Machine" works well, too.

    I pull my Stainless Kimber Ultra Carry out of my shoulder rig, rack the slide until all the rounds are on the floor, then repeat. Sounds great!
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    And before I forget to mention it, this is one polite and professional forum.

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    I feel strangely aroused.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ebbtide
    I pull my Stainless Kimber Ultra Carry out of my shoulder rig, rack the slide until all the rounds are on the floor, then repeat. Sounds great!
    I've got the Kimber standard 1911 A-1. Kimber=
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    I still laugh when I see it. It's gotta be nominated for the funniest sig.

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    Weren't Rae Dawn Chong and Alyssa Milano in that movie, too?
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    OMG... I remember. Funniest. Movie. Ever.

    because it was so darned bad!

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    Yup, I actually remember seeing Arnold hold the guy by his foot over a cliff one minute and the next minute Rae Dawn asks an empty-handed Arnold where the guy went.

    Arnold says, "I let him go"
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    STOP MAKEING FUN OV MAI MOOVVVVIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikeforums
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    "jenny. jenny where are you?"


    "daddy?"

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    That is one funkin COOL sig.

    Best action movie of the decade.
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    Did you just say "minarchist?" I'm going to start a 10-page vaginathon because only Libertarians can define Libertarianism. Also, you're mean.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sunninho
    Weren't Rae Dawn Chong and Alyssa Milano in that movie, too?
    YES!

    I remember it well, because that was when I was going through my "thing" for Rae Dawn Chong!
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sunninho
    Weren't Rae Dawn Chong and Alyssa Milano in that movie, too?
    Yup, that was Rae Dawn Chong at full "hottie" and Alyssa Milano at "pre-hottie, cutesy little girl". When it came out, tho, I was more enamored of the violence than any hotties in it. Ah, the memories....
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    I loved the fact that he could smell the bad guys upwind. That guy was super-badass!
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    Did you just say "minarchist?" I'm going to start a 10-page vaginathon because only Libertarians can define Libertarianism. Also, you're mean.

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    That entire movie is just pure awesomeness. Its like the writer sat down and asked himself "Can I make a script made entirely of fighting and 1 liners? "

    Ahnold after impaling Benett on a pipe "Let off some steam." lol, awesome.

    On the plane after he breaks the guy's neck "my friend is dead tired." sweetness.

    dangling a guy off a cliff "remember when I said I'd kill you last? I LIED!!!!!" badass

    And his one man assault on the island is probably the coolest thing to ever happen in the history of the world.
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    Krispistofferson has dialed the art of the avatar, sig, and curious links.

    In real life he's probably a teddy bear. His online persona is so ...so - how do you say - ...so homoerotic and butch and funny and masculine all at once.

    I think he could direct an Arnie flick with aplomb.

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    Krispistopherson is the undisputed king of great Sig.age and Avatars !
    Usually, clicking on them reveals a lot more fun and hillarity !

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    Quote Originally Posted by PenguinDeD
    That entire movie is just pure awesomeness. Its like the writer sat down and asked himself "Can I make a script made entirely of fighting and 1 liners? "

    Ahnold after impaling Benett on a pipe "Let off some steam." lol, awesome.

    On the plane after he breaks the guy's neck "my friend is dead tired." sweetness.

    dangling a guy off a cliff "remember when I said I'd kill you last? I LIED!!!!!" badass

    And his one man assault on the island is probably the coolest thing to ever happen in the history of the world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by -=Łem in Pa=-
    Krispistopherson is the undisputed king of great Sig.age and Avatars !
    Usually, clicking on them reveals a lot more fun and hillarity !

    ...
    agreed, he has DEFINITELY stepped up his game in the last 6-8 months--more animation, and more obscure I liked the guy who inflated the water thing and his head blew up.

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    welcome back zig
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    One last time, for your viewing pleasure. I'm movin' on.
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    I love that link! Those reviews are great.
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