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Old 12-30-05, 11:28 AM   #1
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Unsolicited advice to MERTON thread

We all pretty much know who MERTON is. Poor guy, things always happen to him. We, as a BF family, should support him in as much of a positive way as we could. So MERTON, this is our advice to you. I'll start.....


Don't freak, people are not harrassing you. You may think that they are, but they are only loving you.
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Old 12-30-05, 11:43 AM   #2
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So stuff like this? Don't trust another man's advice - some latin scholar.
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Old 12-30-05, 12:15 PM   #3
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Oh, and another one. Hang tight, you'll be riding your bike in no time soon. Besides, if you were on your bike, you wouldn't be on BF keeping us entertained!
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Old 12-30-05, 12:16 PM   #4
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Don't freak, people are not harrassing you.
Speak for yourself...
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Old 12-30-05, 12:20 PM   #5
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Avoid the ditches and keep "smokie" out of your britches.
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I think SOMEbody has a little crush on MERTON...
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Old 12-30-05, 12:30 PM   #7
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I think SOMEbody has a little crush on MERTON...
Who doesn't love his chiseled good looks?
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Old 12-30-05, 12:33 PM   #8
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Who doesn't love his chiseled good looks?
Well, when you put it that way, what could me more attractive than a big, sturdy guy loving a little puppy.
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Old 12-30-05, 12:33 PM   #9
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Old 12-30-05, 12:58 PM   #11
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Merton ---

1. smoke crack

2. worship Satan.

Everything will fall into place after that.
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Old 12-30-05, 02:29 PM   #12
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go stick your weiner in a blast freezer and then go play rugby.
I'm stumped.
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Old 12-30-05, 02:34 PM   #13
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I'm stumped.
[beer shooting through both nostrils!**

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Old 12-30-05, 02:36 PM   #14
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Old 12-30-05, 02:52 PM   #15
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I'm stumped.
Great reply!!

MERTON......hurry and get your bike fixed so you can ride so much you spend less time letting twerps like ME harass you!!
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Old 12-30-05, 02:59 PM   #16
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yes.. now you must sit down to pee! hahahahahaha!!

(oh, i wasn't paying attention... i thought you said i did those things)
Even w/ a weiner, I already sit down when I pee -- I've got horrible aim.
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Old 12-30-05, 03:12 PM   #17
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Who doesn't love his chiseled good looks?

It would be nice if someone took a picture of him instead him taking a picture of himself. Poor guy, no friends......


We're your friends, aren't we?
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Old 12-30-05, 03:13 PM   #18
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It would be nice if someone took a picture of him instead him taking a picture of himself. Poor guy, no friends......


We're your friends, aren't we?
Be careful what you ask for??
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MERTON is probably on Orbitz right now booking a ticket to California for the hope of his first ever friend.
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Old 12-30-05, 03:27 PM   #20
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He can't find me. I have a bike and can fly. He doesn't. (gasp! You didn't hear me say that....)
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Old 12-30-05, 04:41 PM   #21
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you people really are evil.
Now you're gettin' it big fella. Come a little closer...
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I don't have any advice for Merton but I would like to take this oppurtunity to introduce him to the shift key. It makes CAPITAL LETTERS. You should try it. It is fun!

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Old 12-30-05, 05:08 PM   #24
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I always try and remember Biker Fox´s advice (http://www.bikerfox.com/Philosophy/philosophies.htm) as follows:

1) "The secret to happiness is telling yourself you are happy, even when you are not."
and

2) "You've got to think you're the best!" and

3) "We're all the same, just our names are different"

Ok so 2 and 3 are not 100% consistent but lets think positive
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