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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    Unsolicited advice to MERTON thread

    We all pretty much know who MERTON is. Poor guy, things always happen to him. We, as a BF family, should support him in as much of a positive way as we could. So MERTON, this is our advice to you. I'll start.....


    Don't freak, people are not harrassing you. You may think that they are, but they are only loving you.
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    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    So stuff like this? Don't trust another man's advice - some latin scholar.

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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    Oh, and another one. Hang tight, you'll be riding your bike in no time soon. Besides, if you were on your bike, you wouldn't be on BF keeping us entertained!
    Quote Originally Posted by Buddha
    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind
    Don't freak, people are not harrassing you.
    Speak for yourself...

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    Avoid the ditches and keep "smokie" out of your britches.

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    I think SOMEbody has a little crush on MERTON...
    That's gonna leave a mark.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MMACH 5
    I think SOMEbody has a little crush on MERTON...
    Who doesn't love his chiseled good looks?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikecrate
    Who doesn't love his chiseled good looks?
    Well, when you put it that way, what could me more attractive than a big, sturdy guy loving a little puppy.
    That's gonna leave a mark.

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    Don't drink & Drive... You might hit a bump and spill your beer!

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    When little things bother me, I like to say -- It's a drop in the bucket, so **** it.
    One must live the way one thinks or end up thinking the way one has lived.
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    Merton ---

    1. smoke crack

    2. worship Satan.

    Everything will fall into place after that.
    "...in Las Vegas where -the electric bills are staggering -the decor hog wild -and the entertainment saccharine -what a golden age -what a time of right and reason -the consumer's king -and unhappiness is treason..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by MERTON
    go stick your weiner in a blast freezer and then go play rugby.
    I'm stumped.

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    Quote Originally Posted by celticfrost
    I'm stumped.
    [beer shooting through both nostrils!**


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    Quote Originally Posted by celticfrost
    I'm stumped.
    Great reply!!

    MERTON......hurry and get your bike fixed so you can ride so much you spend less time letting twerps like ME harass you!!
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    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MERTON
    yes.. now you must sit down to pee! hahahahahaha!!

    (oh, i wasn't paying attention... i thought you said i did those things)
    Even w/ a weiner, I already sit down when I pee -- I've got horrible aim.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikecrate
    Who doesn't love his chiseled good looks?

    It would be nice if someone took a picture of him instead him taking a picture of himself. Poor guy, no friends......


    We're your friends, aren't we?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind
    It would be nice if someone took a picture of him instead him taking a picture of himself. Poor guy, no friends......


    We're your friends, aren't we?
    Be careful what you ask for??
    One must live the way one thinks or end up thinking the way one has lived.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sunninho
    Be careful what you ask for??


    MERTON is probably on Orbitz right now booking a ticket to California for the hope of his first ever friend.
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    He can't find me. I have a bike and can fly. He doesn't. (gasp! You didn't hear me say that....)
    Quote Originally Posted by Buddha
    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MERTON
    you people really are evil.
    Now you're gettin' it big fella. Come a little closer...
    Mike
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    It looks silly when you have quotes from other forum members in your signature. Nobody on this forum is that funny.
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    Why am I in your signature.

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    Drug do drugs
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    And you'll be cool
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    I don't have any advice for Merton but I would like to take this oppurtunity to introduce him to the shift key. It makes CAPITAL LETTERS. You should try it. It is fun!


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    Learn some english.

    Koffee

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    I always try and remember Biker Fox´s advice (http://www.bikerfox.com/Philosophy/philosophies.htm) as follows:

    1) "The secret to happiness is telling yourself you are happy, even when you are not."
    and

    2) "You've got to think you're the best!" and

    3) "We're all the same, just our names are different"

    Ok so 2 and 3 are not 100% consistent but lets think positive
    only the dead have seen the end of mass motorized stupidity

    Plato

    (well if he was alive today he would have written it)

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