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    Sophomoric Member Roody's Avatar
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    Why is everybody bumping old Merton threads?

    He's getting to be like Seinfeld reruns or the Lucy Show.


    "Think Outside the Cage"

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    You should get a better agent.


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    2-Cyl, 1/2 HP @ 90 RPM slvoid's Avatar
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    We need someone to laugh at... EVERONE LAUGH AT MERTON!

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    LOL pwned

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    Quote Originally Posted by lauren
    Since both have posted their pictures on the forum, I have to admit that Merton is the better looking one.
    LOL, but i wouldn't want to compare their rumps After having glimpsed at slvoid's, and nearly losing my eyesight, MERTON's... never mind... shudder at the thought.
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    2-Cyl, 1/2 HP @ 90 RPM slvoid's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by MERTON
    don't people laugh at you alot? what, with your girly bottom and constant need to examine peoples anal cavaties..?
    Still laughing at you.

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    There's no jealousy here, my behind can hold its own. The laugh is real man, real, like the asbestos leaking through my ceiling.

    Quote Originally Posted by MERTON
    yeah... but it's only a fake laugh that you formed so you can hide your jealousy of my sexiness behind.

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    2-Cyl, 1/2 HP @ 90 RPM slvoid's Avatar
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    Crap....... yeah you know you have it too, those white flakes you kept finding on your pillow that you thought was dandruff? It's not.. YOU'RE gonna die.

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    but wait! theres more! shikaka's Avatar
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    this is funny to watch
    dont look too hard

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    Quote Originally Posted by peregrine
    yeah, and now you've contributed too! nice going


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    Quote Originally Posted by lauren
    Since both have posted their pictures on the forum, I have to admit that Merton is the better looking one.
    I missed MERTON's mugshot....where is it?
    Where am I going?......

    ....and why am I in this handbasket?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MERTON
    don't people laugh at you alot? what, with your girly bottom and constant need to examine peoples anal cavaties..?
    Yes.....I still get a laugh when someone mentions slvoid's girly ass. We still laugh AT slvoid.
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MERTON
    look for a thread called "some old fart"
    ah..thanks! nice mug, boy!
    Where am I going?......

    ....and why am I in this handbasket?

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    Specialized Member ChAnMaN's Avatar
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    Ok just on page 1 of the forums there are 4 threads with the word "merton" in the title.....am i the only one who sees something wrong with this picture.
    You can never be too Specialized
    Click here if any of the following apply to you:
    1 You dont like Specialized, 2 You drive a SUV, 3 Your name is George Bush

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    close to 2000 madbiker555's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChAnMaN
    Ok just on page 1 of the forums there are 4 threads with the word "merton" in the title.....am i the only one who sees something wrong with this picture.
    People have a merton fetish or something.

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    BikeForums should be ALL MERTON ALL THE TIME!!!

    How is that possible you ask? Here's how...

    Step one: Click on MERTON's user name on any post

    Step two: Select "View Public Profile"

    Step three: Select "Find All Threads Started By This User"

    Step four: Bump EVERY thread you find.

    By the way, make sure each new post is relevant and informative, NOT just BUMP.

    OK...you first...ENJOY!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MERTON
    why the hell are ya'll so entertained by me?
    You're kind of like our very own 'rain man'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MERTON
    look for a thread called "some old fart"
    Yeah...he's an 'old fart' who's profile says he was born in 1982 (when *I* was starting 8th grade).
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Non Tribuo Anus Rodentum and off to the next adventure (RIP) Stacey's Avatar
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    Why yer just a baybee... I was out of school, thru the Army, married and had a kid by then No swiriling the chocolate & vanilla!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stacey
    Why yer just a baybee... I was out of school, thru the Army, married and had a kid by then No swiriling the chocolate & vanilla!
    You don't like young vanilla?
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Non Tribuo Anus Rodentum and off to the next adventure (RIP) Stacey's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite
    You don't like young vanilla?
    Eh.... 22, that real colse to the outside age for still being trainable. If you hurry over....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stacey
    Eh.... 22, that real colse to the outside age for still being trainable. If you hurry over....
    Oh....I thought you were talking about *ME*. Not *MERTON*!

    22 (and MERTON at that) is DEFINITELY UNTRAINABLE, I'd say!
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Non Tribuo Anus Rodentum and off to the next adventure (RIP) Stacey's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by KingTermite
    Oh....I thought you were talking about *ME*. Not *MERTON*!

    22 (and MERTON at that) is DEFINITELY UNTRAINABLE, I'd say!
    Oh, never mind... fuzzy math on my part. <sigh> That damn Ronald Regan School of Math really was a waste of my money

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stacey
    Oh, never mind... fuzzy math on my part. <sigh> That damn Ronald Regan School of Math really was a waste of my money
    You should have gone with the Bill Clinton school of grammar instead!

    It all depends on what the definition of "is" is.
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Non Tribuo Anus Rodentum and off to the next adventure (RIP) Stacey's Avatar
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    Ok, let's stop beating around the Bush here, before this thread gets Cartered off to P&R in Gerald's Ford. Maybe we should Cheney it down lest it's Daschelled on the rocks.

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