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Old 01-02-06, 11:43 PM   #1
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Why is everybody bumping old Merton threads?

He's getting to be like Seinfeld reruns or the Lucy Show.
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Old 01-02-06, 11:45 PM   #2
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You should get a better agent.
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Old 01-02-06, 11:56 PM   #3
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We need someone to laugh at... EVERONE LAUGH AT MERTON!
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Old 01-03-06, 12:02 AM   #4
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Old 01-03-06, 12:17 AM   #5
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Since both have posted their pictures on the forum, I have to admit that Merton is the better looking one.
LOL, but i wouldn't want to compare their rumps After having glimpsed at slvoid's, and nearly losing my eyesight, MERTON's... never mind... shudder at the thought.
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Old 01-03-06, 12:29 AM   #6
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don't people laugh at you alot? what, with your girly bottom and constant need to examine peoples anal cavaties..?
Still laughing at you.
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Old 01-03-06, 12:39 AM   #7
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There's no jealousy here, my behind can hold its own. The laugh is real man, real, like the asbestos leaking through my ceiling.

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yeah... but it's only a fake laugh that you formed so you can hide your jealousy of my sexiness behind.
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Old 01-03-06, 12:51 AM   #8
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Crap....... yeah you know you have it too, those white flakes you kept finding on your pillow that you thought was dandruff? It's not.. YOU'RE gonna die.
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Old 01-03-06, 12:52 AM   #9
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this is funny to watch
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Old 01-03-06, 01:53 AM   #10
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yeah, and now you've contributed too! nice going


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Old 01-03-06, 05:35 AM   #11
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Since both have posted their pictures on the forum, I have to admit that Merton is the better looking one.
I missed MERTON's mugshot....where is it?
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Old 01-03-06, 06:33 AM   #12
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don't people laugh at you alot? what, with your girly bottom and constant need to examine peoples anal cavaties..?
Yes.....I still get a laugh when someone mentions slvoid's girly ass. We still laugh AT slvoid.
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Old 01-03-06, 05:04 PM   #13
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look for a thread called "some old fart"
ah..thanks! nice mug, boy!
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Old 01-03-06, 06:38 PM   #14
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Ok just on page 1 of the forums there are 4 threads with the word "merton" in the title.....am i the only one who sees something wrong with this picture.
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Old 01-03-06, 08:03 PM   #15
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Ok just on page 1 of the forums there are 4 threads with the word "merton" in the title.....am i the only one who sees something wrong with this picture.
People have a merton fetish or something.
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Old 01-03-06, 11:20 PM   #16
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BikeForums should be ALL MERTON ALL THE TIME!!!

How is that possible you ask? Here's how...

Step one: Click on MERTON's user name on any post

Step two: Select "View Public Profile"

Step three: Select "Find All Threads Started By This User"

Step four: Bump EVERY thread you find.

By the way, make sure each new post is relevant and informative, NOT just BUMP.

OK...you first...ENJOY!!!
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Old 01-03-06, 11:47 PM   #17
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why the hell are ya'll so entertained by me?
You're kind of like our very own 'rain man'.
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Old 01-04-06, 09:59 AM   #18
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look for a thread called "some old fart"
Yeah...he's an 'old fart' who's profile says he was born in 1982 (when *I* was starting 8th grade).
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Old 01-04-06, 10:07 AM   #19
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Why yer just a baybee... I was out of school, thru the Army, married and had a kid by then No swiriling the chocolate & vanilla!
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Old 01-04-06, 10:13 AM   #20
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Why yer just a baybee... I was out of school, thru the Army, married and had a kid by then No swiriling the chocolate & vanilla!
You don't like young vanilla?
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Eh.... 22, that real colse to the outside age for still being trainable. If you hurry over....
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Old 01-04-06, 10:54 AM   #22
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Eh.... 22, that real colse to the outside age for still being trainable. If you hurry over....
Oh....I thought you were talking about *ME*. Not *MERTON*!

22 (and MERTON at that) is DEFINITELY UNTRAINABLE, I'd say!
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Old 01-04-06, 10:57 AM   #23
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Oh....I thought you were talking about *ME*. Not *MERTON*!

22 (and MERTON at that) is DEFINITELY UNTRAINABLE, I'd say!
Oh, never mind... fuzzy math on my part. <sigh> That damn Ronald Regan School of Math really was a waste of my money
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Oh, never mind... fuzzy math on my part. <sigh> That damn Ronald Regan School of Math really was a waste of my money
You should have gone with the Bill Clinton school of grammar instead!

It all depends on what the definition of "is" is.
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Ok, let's stop beating around the Bush here, before this thread gets Cartered off to P&R in Gerald's Ford. Maybe we should Cheney it down lest it's Daschelled on the rocks.
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