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Koffee can spank me anytime... not the hands either...
I give you Dingo of Castle Anthrax!!!!
DINGO: Oh, wicked, bad, naughty, evil Zoot! Oh, she is a naughty
person, and she must pay the penalty -- and here in Castle Anthrax, we
have but one punishment for setting alight the grail-shaped beacon. You
must tie her down on a bed and spank her!
GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking!
DINGO: You must spank her well. And after you have spanked her, you
may deal with her as you like. And then, spank me.
VARIOUS GIRLS: And spank me.
DINGO: Yes, yes, you must give us all a good spanking!
GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking!
And, if you're really bad....
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Originally Posted by ho hum
Having said that, I'll be glad to administer private spankings for a small fee, but only as an independent contractor.