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    Koffee can spank me anytime... not the hands either...

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    I give you Dingo of Castle Anthrax!!!!

    DINGO: Oh, wicked, bad, naughty, evil Zoot! Oh, she is a naughty
    person, and she must pay the penalty -- and here in Castle Anthrax, we
    have but one punishment for setting alight the grail-shaped beacon. You
    must tie her down on a bed and spank her!
    GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking!
    DINGO: You must spank her well. And after you have spanked her, you
    may deal with her as you like. And then, spank me.
    VARIOUS GIRLS: And spank me.
    And me.
    And me.
    DINGO: Yes, yes, you must give us all a good spanking!
    GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking!

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    And, if you're really bad....


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    Quote Originally Posted by ho hum
    BikeForums is an online open-content collaborative site, that is, a voluntary association of individuals who are developing a common resource of human knowledge regarding a variety of topics (not always bikes or bike related). The structure of the project allows anyone with an Internet connection and World Wide Web browser to participate. Please be advised that nothing found here has necessarily been reviewed by professionals with the expertise required to provide you with complete, competent, accurate or reliable information.

    That is not to say that you will not find valuable and accurate information in BikeForums; much of the time you will. However, BikeForums cannot guarantee the validity of the information found here. The content of any given post may not correspond with the state of knowledge in the relevant fields.

    Some people may even be lying, making things up, using sarcasm, screwing around, goofing off, killing time, trying to find a friend, stalking others, trying to start a scam, attempting to irritate others, committing acts of internet rebellion, and just not being nice.

    If at any time you find that the advise you receive is not accurate (and you are still alive) please feel free to add to the body of knowledge here to assist others in identifying false, inaccurate, nasty, mean, malicious content and they will be dealt with in the severest manner possible. (Koffee will spank their hands and ban them from the site).

    Don't say you didn't get warned!
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    Having said that, I'll be glad to administer private spankings for a small fee, but only as an independent contractor.

    Koffee

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