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Old 01-25-06, 12:51 PM   #1
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It's no fun to stay at the J-A-I-L

Man is nothing sacred! The cop from the village people is on the lam!

From reuters :"REDWOOD CITY, Calif. - Victor Willis, the original policeman in '70s disco band the Village People, skipped a court hearing where he was due to be sentenced on drug and gun charges and now faces more than three years in prison, prosecutors said.


Willis, 54, had been scheduled to surrender Tuesday after four months on the run but he failed to show up for the hearing in San Mateo County Superior Court, prosecutors said. It was his second no-show.
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Old 01-25-06, 01:12 PM   #2
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I wondered why he missed my birthday party.

BTW-That's a funny avatar!
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Old 01-25-06, 01:22 PM   #3
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At first glance I swear your name was veloGONAD. Sorry. So are you dismembered like Stacey? She's not membered either. But please, no offense intended.
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Old 01-25-06, 01:23 PM   #4
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It's more like Village "Idiot" now.
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Old 01-25-06, 02:03 PM   #5
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Hahaha. Clever thread title, velonomad.
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Old 01-25-06, 03:03 PM   #6
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At first glance I swear your name was veloGONAD. Sorry. So are you dismembered like Stacey? She's not membered either. But please, no offense intended.
No Offense taken! I'n really not dismembered just disfigured.

Friends, my story is sad but true, so hear my tale so this won't happen to you!
I had this great paying gig starring in a goofy penis enhancment commercial, I mistaked the pills for MM's and OD'ed, Now it has left me with a huge problem, In fact just the other day some woman IM'ed me and said she wanted a man with a 10" penis, I sadly told her good luck , but I wasn't about to cut mine in half for her.

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Old 01-26-06, 08:25 AM   #7
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Its like Conan Obrien says, these days, the jokes make themselves.
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Old 01-26-06, 04:19 PM   #8
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Why? They have everything that you need to enjoy, and you can hang out with all the boys..... I dont see anything not fun about that.

Just kidding of course.
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