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Old 01-26-06, 05:47 PM   #1
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The thighs of Cypress.

To limit confusion and thread deraillment, ALL talk of my glorious thighs should be kept in here.

I'll start:

Damn Cypress, you have some big thighs. What is your max?
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how much does cypress ride?
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Now that's a gauntlet being thrown!
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Men call them quads, the term 'thighs' seems to give an air of fatness.. just bustin you balls man, no harm-no foul
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Old 01-26-06, 05:56 PM   #6
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This thread will only lead to trouble. I expect to see it closed and in the bin within 10 posts or less.
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Yeah, I thought only chicks had 'thighs', used in such terms as, "thunder-thighs," "pudgy-thighs," etc. Expat is right, this thread can only go downhill from here.
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But it's the fall from grace that makes your highs seem so good....by the way treespeed, like your quote -The Gulag Archipelago?
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Enough about your thighs. How big are your drumsticks??
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Now that's a gauntlet being thrown!
Im not expecting an answer from him over it !!!
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Enough about your thighs. How big are your drumsticks??

I wish they were smaller. I'm only 5'9" I weigh 174lbs. My arms are tiny.
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Old 01-26-06, 06:21 PM   #12
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How big? Oh about half the size of his head.
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Old 01-26-06, 06:22 PM   #13
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15-20 hours a week right now.


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If you want to think I'm a chick, that's fine. I am probably the ugliest female you could ever conjure up.
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Anybody else think thats kind of big for a chicken?
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15-20 hours a week right now.

sounds like your letting the thighs go to waste, and after seeing above pic, aint nothing special dude
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Old 01-26-06, 06:26 PM   #16
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sounds like your letting the thighs go to waste

As I've said before, my racing season isn't for another 3-4 months.

Montana winters last 9 months.
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Montana winters last 9 months.

And you own Discovery bib shorts. Way to go, you just made your self look like a bigger weenie. I'm not even going to address what else is going on in the picture.
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If you want to think I'm a chick, that's fine. I am probably the ugliest female you could ever conjure up.

u...dude, if I poke fun at your social secuirty card will you give me a picture of that too?...
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And you own Discovery bib shorts. Way to go, you just made your self look like a bigger weenie. I'm not even going to address what else is going on in the picture.
Also, your arms and upper body are not tiny. Who do you race for?
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I hope it doesn't derail this thread, but not by a long shot...

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That's impossible as long as I'm alive.
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So...when do you lose those 30 some odds pounds and go down to race weight?

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Does anyone wanna venture a guess as to why a heart rate monitor and malt liquor are in the same picture?
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Old 01-26-06, 07:15 PM   #24
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And you own Discovery bib shorts. Way to go, you just made your self look like a bigger weenie. I'm not even going to address what else is going on in the picture.
About the shorts...They were given to me by a friend, and turns out they are way more comfy to train in than my sponsor kit. Notice the picture was taken inside.

I'm sponsored by E-caps/Hammer Nutrition.

I'm about 20 lbs from race weight. It'll be gone by April. Not being able to work out for 4 months is rough on the figure.
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By sponsored by e-caps/hammer, do you mean buy one get one free? lol, i had to
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