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    The thighs of Cypress.

    To limit confusion and thread deraillment, ALL talk of my glorious thighs should be kept in here.

    I'll start:

    Damn Cypress, you have some big thighs. What is your max?
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    how much does cypress ride?

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    Quote Originally Posted by pedex
    how much does cypress ride?
    Now that's a gauntlet being thrown!
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    Can you pass the test?
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    Men call them quads, the term 'thighs' seems to give an air of fatness.. just bustin you balls man, no harm-no foul

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    This thread will only lead to trouble. I expect to see it closed and in the bin within 10 posts or less.

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    Yeah, I thought only chicks had 'thighs', used in such terms as, "thunder-thighs," "pudgy-thighs," etc. Expat is right, this thread can only go downhill from here.
    Non semper erit aestas.

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    But it's the fall from grace that makes your highs seem so good....by the way treespeed, like your quote -The Gulag Archipelago?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cypress
    , ALL talk of my glorious thighs should be kept in here.
    Enough about your thighs. How big are your drumsticks??

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    Quote Originally Posted by CastIron
    Now that's a gauntlet being thrown!
    Im not expecting an answer from him over it !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by duane041
    Enough about your thighs. How big are your drumsticks??

    I wish they were smaller. I'm only 5'9" I weigh 174lbs. My arms are tiny.
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    How big? Oh about half the size of his head.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pedex
    how much does cypress ride?

    15-20 hours a week right now.


    'nother

    If you want to think I'm a chick, that's fine. I am probably the ugliest female you could ever conjure up.
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    Anybody else think thats kind of big for a chicken?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cypress
    15-20 hours a week right now.

    sounds like your letting the thighs go to waste, and after seeing above pic, aint nothing special dude

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    Quote Originally Posted by pedex
    sounds like your letting the thighs go to waste

    As I've said before, my racing season isn't for another 3-4 months.

    Montana winters last 9 months.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cypress
    As I've said before, my racing season isn't for another 3-4 months.

    Montana winters last 9 months.

    And you own Discovery bib shorts. Way to go, you just made your self look like a bigger weenie. I'm not even going to address what else is going on in the picture.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cypress
    15-20 hours a week right now.





    If you want to think I'm a chick, that's fine. I am probably the ugliest female you could ever conjure up.

    u...dude, if I poke fun at your social secuirty card will you give me a picture of that too?...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jbhowat
    And you own Discovery bib shorts. Way to go, you just made your self look like a bigger weenie. I'm not even going to address what else is going on in the picture.
    Also, your arms and upper body are not tiny. Who do you race for?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cypress
    I am probably the ugliest female you could ever conjure up.
    I hope it doesn't derail this thread, but not by a long shot...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Cypress
    I am probably the ugliest female you could ever conjure up.
    That's impossible as long as I'm alive.

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    So...when do you lose those 30 some odds pounds and go down to race weight?
    Last edited by pinky; 01-26-06 at 06:08 PM. Reason: Remembered to use English...

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    Does anyone wanna venture a guess as to why a heart rate monitor and malt liquor are in the same picture?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jbhowat
    And you own Discovery bib shorts. Way to go, you just made your self look like a bigger weenie. I'm not even going to address what else is going on in the picture.
    About the shorts...They were given to me by a friend, and turns out they are way more comfy to train in than my sponsor kit. Notice the picture was taken inside.

    I'm sponsored by E-caps/Hammer Nutrition.

    I'm about 20 lbs from race weight. It'll be gone by April. Not being able to work out for 4 months is rough on the figure.
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    By sponsored by e-caps/hammer, do you mean buy one get one free? lol, i had to

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