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    Its a Mountain not a Hill Big Lug's Avatar
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    Best Blonde Joke Ever!!

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    Ha...yeah that is funny. I'm embarassed to admit I hit it 4 times before I "caught on"
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    [QUOTE=cycleprincess]Ha...yeah that is funny. I'm embarassed to admit I hit it 4 times before I "caught on"[/QUOTE
    what do you mean? you didnt get to the actual joke?

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    Its a Mountain not a Hill Big Lug's Avatar
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    lol thats just wrong. I cant believe yall didnt read the joke!
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    Quote Originally Posted by cycleprincess
    Ha...yeah that is funny. I'm embarassed to admit I hit it 4 times before I "caught on"
    So I guess that means you must be a blonde
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    I read your posts so I caught on after one click....yes, I cheated.
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    I've heard that one before. Definitely not the best ...IMO.

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    D00d, the best blonde joke is the one:

    How can you tell if a blonde's boyfriend is also blonde?

    All the bruises around her bellybutton.
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    Heh, I got bored and went on a click-fest to this page before I started seeing duplicates: http://jadeemperor.livejournal.com/36265.html

    That's some funny stuff right there.
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    I feel like an ash for that. lol
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    You got me!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eggplant Jeff
    D00d, the best blonde joke is the one:

    How can you tell if a blonde's boyfriend is also blonde?

    All the bruises around her bellybutton.

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    Is that the best you guys can come up with.....lol
    You might wanna try google.....lol

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    Where's the joke? It just keeps linking to other forums































    (j/k)

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    'About this:

    "What did the blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios?"

    "'Oh look! Donut seeds!'"

    Argh.
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    did you know most accidents happends near your home??? yeah... packing up my things and moving as we speak..

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    why do so many blondes have cleft chins and flat foreheads?

    (puts finger on chin) hmmm.....(slaps forehead) oh, duh!
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    blonde geometry
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    Naaah, the best blonde joke ever is http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=39182&page=1 , post #4.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BroMax
    blonde geometry

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    Quote Originally Posted by 56/12 and 22/28
    'About this:

    "What did the blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios?"

    "'Oh look! Donut seeds!'"

    Argh.

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