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    Wow I love being funny sometimes.

    Well me and a freind of mine (Female) were a little irritated with each other. Here is why. My humor may have just saved me.
    Plus shes really pretty, I am a sucker for good looking girls. And shes into me. yay. Moving on.


    Phone rings

    me:Yea
    Her: Heya
    me: Hello, hows it goin
    her: You are in big trouble
    me: No, my doenst know I have 4 f's yet
    her: -silent giggling-
    me: So whats wrong
    her: Some of your freinds just told me you do pot
    me: ...
    her: But tom! You told me you didnt...
    me: I didnt want to upset you, I knew you would be pissed
    her: I'm not pissed, I'm sad
    me: Well thank god
    her: I'm hurt
    me: Should I call an ambulance
    her: -holding back laughter, she hates laughing when she is upset- tom your a dick -laughs silently more-
    me: No thats only on tuesdays
    her: Well at least I didnt talk to you on tuesday
    me: I was sleeping
    her: Yea I know, I only called 3 times
    me: You did?
    her: Tom. Promise me now you'll stop your habit. I cant hang out with druggies.
    me: So your going to stop being my freind, because you found out my habit?
    her: yes
    me: ouch
    her: What happened?
    me: I just got mentally punched in the face
    her: huh? Are you high
    me: No, thats only thursdays
    her: Not funny
    me: I'm sorry -makes a slapping sound on his arm- Thats a bad tom! You dont make dumb jokes!
    her: -giggles-
    me: See it was funny
    her: -giggles- Tom now promise me you'll stop
    me: ....
    her: ...
    me: -burp- I'll try, its been holding me back on my biking recently too
    her: Ok, I care too much about you for you to be addicted to drugs
    me: Well I'm not
    her: Then you'll have no problem quitting
    me: Good point
    her: (She is now not angry, and is back to her normal cheery self) Plus I dont go out with stoners.
    me: Liar. You went out with Rick. He does more drugs then ozzy.
    her: -laughs- He didnt do drugs when we went out
    me: Another lie!?

    And the story continues on and on, so on and so forth.

    And dont worry. My habit is over. I have given it up. Not for her, well, kind of. But mostly for me and my love for mountain biking, road biking, snowboarding, knee boarding and four wheeling.

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    GO UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu

    I pwnt my mother over MSN this evening
    My dad msged me and told me that next time I talked to her to mention how smooth her cursor was moving. (apparentlyshe got a new wireless trackball). Well the perfect opportunity snuck up when she msged me to see whether I had helped my sister in law with fixing her computer.

    That was sooooooooooo funny
    Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
    "Stop Ruining my joke!", "No, a joke implies humor attached at no additional cost"
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    You do see where this is going, don't you?

    02-10-07

    Phone rings

    me:Yea
    Her: Heya
    me: Hello, hows it goin
    her: You are in big trouble
    me: No, my doenst know I have 4 f's yet
    her: -silent giggling-
    me: So whats wrong
    her: Some of your freinds just told me you cancelled our date to go for a bike ride
    me: ...
    her: But tom! You told me you didnt...
    me: I didnt want to upset you, I knew you would be pissed
    her: I'm not pissed, I'm sad
    me: Well thank god
    her: I'm hurt
    me: Should I call an ambulance
    her: -holding back laughter, she hates laughing when she is upset- tom your a dick -laughs silently more-
    me: No thats only on tuesdays
    her: Well at least I didnt talk to you on tuesday
    me: I was sleeping
    her: Yea I know, I only called 3 times
    me: You did?
    her: Tom. Promise me now you'll stop your riding. I cant hang out with guys in spandex.
    me: So your going to stop being my freind, because you found out I like carbon fiber?
    her: yes
    me: ouch
    her: What happened?
    me: I just got mentally punched in the face
    her: huh? Are you on your trainer
    me: No, thats only thursdays
    her: Not funny
    me: I'm sorry -makes a slapping sound on his arm- Thats a bad tom! You dont make dumb jokes!
    her: -giggles-
    me: See it was funny
    her: -giggles- Tom now promise me you'll stop
    me: ....
    her: ...
    me: -burp- I'll try, its been holding me back on my social life recently too
    her: Ok, I care too much about you for you to be addicted to minimizing component weight
    me: Well I'm not
    her: Then you'll have no problem quitting
    me: Good point
    her: (She is now not angry, and is back to her normal cheery self) Plus I dont go out with guys who shave their legs.
    me: Liar. You went out with Rick. He rides more than Lance
    her: -laughs- He didnt do cycle when we went out
    me: Another lie!?

    And the story continues on and on, so on and so forth.

    And dont worry. My habit is over. I have given it up. Not for her, well, kind of. But mostly for me and my love for mountain biking, road biking, snowboarding, knee boarding and four wheeling.
    "The internet is a place where absolutely nothing happens. You need to take advantage of that." ~ Strong Bad

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    Beware of the secret messages
    Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
    "Stop Ruining my joke!", "No, a joke implies humor attached at no additional cost"
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    smooth cursor?! lol

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    The text in white, it comes for you
    run
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    Hey I didn't make it up but boy the reaction from her was dang hilarious
    Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
    "Stop Ruining my joke!", "No, a joke implies humor attached at no additional cost"
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    Quote Originally Posted by iamlucky13
    You do see where this is going, don't you?

    02-10-07

    Phone rings

    me:Yea
    Her: Heya
    me: Hello, hows it goin
    her: You are in big trouble
    me: No, my doenst know I have 4 f's yet
    her: -silent giggling-
    me: So whats wrong
    her: Some of your freinds just told me you cancelled our date to go for a bike ride
    me: ...
    her: But tom! You told me you didnt...
    me: I didnt want to upset you, I knew you would be pissed
    her: I'm not pissed, I'm sad
    me: Well thank god
    her: I'm hurt
    me: Should I call an ambulance
    her: -holding back laughter, she hates laughing when she is upset- tom your a dick -laughs silently more-
    me: No thats only on tuesdays
    her: Well at least I didnt talk to you on tuesday
    me: I was sleeping
    her: Yea I know, I only called 3 times
    me: You did?
    her: Tom. Promise me now you'll stop your riding. I cant hang out with guys in spandex.
    me: So your going to stop being my freind, because you found out I like carbon fiber?
    her: yes
    me: ouch
    her: What happened?
    me: I just got mentally punched in the face
    her: huh? Are you on your trainer
    me: No, thats only thursdays
    her: Not funny
    me: I'm sorry -makes a slapping sound on his arm- Thats a bad tom! You dont make dumb jokes!
    her: -giggles-
    me: See it was funny
    her: -giggles- Tom now promise me you'll stop
    me: ....
    her: ...
    me: -burp- I'll try, its been holding me back on my social life recently too
    her: Ok, I care too much about you for you to be addicted to minimizing component weight
    me: Well I'm not
    her: Then you'll have no problem quitting
    me: Good point
    her: (She is now not angry, and is back to her normal cheery self) Plus I dont go out with guys who shave their legs.
    me: Liar. You went out with Rick. He rides more than Lance
    her: -laughs- He didnt do cycle when we went out
    me: Another lie!?

    And the story continues on and on, so on and so forth.

    And dont worry. My habit is over. I have given it up. Not for her, well, kind of. But mostly for me and my love for mountain biking, road biking, snowboarding, knee boarding and four wheeling.
    That made me laugh very hard.

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    Always watching. Always watching

    hehhe. very well done except for the last one . needed to remove do
    Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
    "Stop Ruining my joke!", "No, a joke implies humor attached at no additional cost"
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    Quote Originally Posted by MetalHead90
    Well me and a freind of mine (Female) were a little irritated with each other. Here is why. My humor may have just saved me.
    Plus shes really pretty, I am a sucker for good looking girls. And shes into me. yay. Moving on.

    And dont worry. My habit is over. I have given it up. Not for her, well, kind of. But mostly for me and my love for mountain biking, road biking, snowboarding, knee boarding and four wheeling.

    What a man won't do or say for cooze.

    If you really cared for her you be straight up with her. If she really cared for you it wouldn't matter if you toked up a bit or not.

    Those that matter do not judge
    Those that judge do not matter

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    ehhhhh
    judging is one thing but hanging around somebody who is doing drugs could get you arrested. Arrests don't look good anywhere

    i pwn u all
    Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TexasGuy
    ehhhhh
    judging is one thing but hanging around somebody who is doing drugs could get you arrested. Arrests don't look good anywhere

    i pwn u all
    Unless you wanna be a rapper.

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    That is very true.
    Almost got caught
    Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
    "Stop Ruining my joke!", "No, a joke implies humor attached at no additional cost"
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    I hardly think OP is going to be walking down the sidewalk hitting a bong. Do you?

    I "do pot", it's taken me a whole year to to smoke a dime bag. Nefarious criminal coming to a city near you.

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    OMG Stay Awy STAY AWAY!~ :'(
    Leave it to parents and cops to blow it out of proportion
    whew. sooo close
    Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
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    And dont worry. My habit is over. I have given it up. Not for her, well, kind of. But mostly for me and my love for mountain biking, road biking, snowboarding, knee boarding and four wheeling.
    That is so cool. Drugs are so unbelievably dumb.

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    Would you consider alcohol a drig?

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    I personally don't believe in anything that stimulates or numbs the brain artificially But having nearly been killed by a usually normal but while intoxicated not incontrol of himself , I am a tad biased.
    Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
    "Stop Ruining my joke!", "No, a joke implies humor attached at no additional cost"
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    Quote Originally Posted by iamlucky13
    You do see where this is going, don't you?

    02-10-07

    Phone rings

    me:Yea
    Her: Heya
    me: Hello, hows it goin
    her: You are in big trouble
    me: No, my doenst know I have 4 f's yet
    her: -silent giggling-
    me: So whats wrong
    her: Some of your freinds just told me you cancelled our date to go for a bike ride
    me: ...
    her: But tom! You told me you didnt...
    me: I didnt want to upset you, I knew you would be pissed
    her: I'm not pissed, I'm sad
    me: Well thank god
    her: I'm hurt
    me: Should I call an ambulance
    her: -holding back laughter, she hates laughing when she is upset- tom your a dick -laughs silently more-
    me: No thats only on tuesdays
    her: Well at least I didnt talk to you on tuesday
    me: I was sleeping
    her: Yea I know, I only called 3 times
    me: You did?
    her: Tom. Promise me now you'll stop your riding. I cant hang out with guys in spandex.
    me: So your going to stop being my freind, because you found out I like carbon fiber?
    her: yes
    me: ouch
    her: What happened?
    me: I just got mentally punched in the face
    her: huh? Are you on your trainer
    me: No, thats only thursdays
    her: Not funny
    me: I'm sorry -makes a slapping sound on his arm- Thats a bad tom! You dont make dumb jokes!
    her: -giggles-
    me: See it was funny
    her: -giggles- Tom now promise me you'll stop
    me: ....
    her: ...
    me: -burp- I'll try, its been holding me back on my social life recently too
    her: Ok, I care too much about you for you to be addicted to minimizing component weight
    me: Well I'm not
    her: Then you'll have no problem quitting
    me: Good point
    her: (She is now not angry, and is back to her normal cheery self) Plus I dont go out with guys who shave their legs.
    me: Liar. You went out with Rick. He rides more than Lance
    her: -laughs- He didnt do cycle when we went out
    me: Another lie!?

    And the story continues on and on, so on and so forth.

    And dont worry. My habit is over. I have given it up. Not for her, well, kind of. But mostly for me and my love for mountain biking, road biking, snowboarding, knee boarding and four wheeling.
    That was histerical!!!!! and I would go out with a trainer addict spandex wearing freak , specially if he shaves his legs!!!! woo hoo!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DannoXYZ
    Would you consider alcohol a drig?
    Alcohol is a drug. So is Pepto Bismal (sp?). I wouldn't touch alcohol though.

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    Peptol Bismol can **** you up faster and worse then the equal amount of alkeehol
    Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
    "Stop Ruining my joke!", "No, a joke implies humor attached at no additional cost"
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    That'd be terribly dumb of me.
    Lol.

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    Pepto bismol is the most dangerous creation known to man.

    It should say dont drink this **** and try to ride roller skates over a pile of dirt. You'll die.

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    <feeling stoopid> What's up with Pepto?

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    Just comparing a common grocery store 'drug' with another very uncomparable drink called alcohol under the same term of 'drug'. Its such a broad term and I was making a lame analogy about it. Pepto came to my mind, its so pink so I remember it well.



    Metalhead, I'm sorry you've had problems with that handy medication. Wouldn't want to know what troubles pot brought you!

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    hmm.... hallucinations of cheese?
    Bansheeeee!

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