Well me and a freind of mine (Female) were a little irritated with each other. Here is why. My humor may have just saved me.
Plus shes really pretty, I am a sucker for good looking girls. And shes into me. yay. Moving on.
me: Hello, hows it goin
her: You are in big trouble
me: No, my doenst know I have 4 f's yet
her: -silent giggling-
me: So whats wrong
her: Some of your freinds just told me you do pot
her: But tom! You told me you didnt...
me: I didnt want to upset you, I knew you would be pissed
her: I'm not pissed, I'm sad
me: Well thank god
her: I'm hurt
me: Should I call an ambulance
her: -holding back laughter, she hates laughing when she is upset- tom your a dick -laughs silently more-
me: No thats only on tuesdays
her: Well at least I didnt talk to you on tuesday
me: I was sleeping
her: Yea I know, I only called 3 times
me: You did?
her: Tom. Promise me now you'll stop your habit. I cant hang out with druggies.
me: So your going to stop being my freind, because you found out my habit?
her: What happened?
me: I just got mentally punched in the face
her: huh? Are you high
me: No, thats only thursdays
her: Not funny
me: I'm sorry -makes a slapping sound on his arm- Thats a bad tom! You dont make dumb jokes!
me: See it was funny
her: -giggles- Tom now promise me you'll stop
me: -burp- I'll try, its been holding me back on my biking recently too
her: Ok, I care too much about you for you to be addicted to drugs
me: Well I'm not
her: Then you'll have no problem quitting
me: Good point
her: (She is now not angry, and is back to her normal cheery self) Plus I dont go out with stoners.
me: Liar. You went out with Rick. He does more drugs then ozzy.
her: -laughs- He didnt do drugs when we went out
me: Another lie!?
And the story continues on and on, so on and so forth.
And dont worry. My habit is over. I have given it up. Not for her, well, kind of. But mostly for me and my love for mountain biking, road biking, snowboarding, knee boarding and four wheeling.