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    Merton??

    Was that you that I saw at 6:22 tonite riding on the sidewalk on E. College Street WITHOUT A HELMET??
    Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.

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    Busted!
    "People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch"
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    bum bum bummmmmm...
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    Helmetz r 4 loozers! LOL!

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    It was his evil twin brother 'Skippy'

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    Quote Originally Posted by MsVicki
    Was that you that I saw at 6:22 tonite riding on the sidewalk on E. College Street WITHOUT A HELMET??
    Despite the fact that both these men look totally homeless, no that wasn't merton.

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    Awww, you guys leave my boyfriend, MERTON, alone!
    So many men....so little time!

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    Was he wearing his fanny pack?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MERTON
    no. i always wear a black protec B2 with a bunch of rectangular green reflective kryptonite stickers on it.


    plus i only ride the road.
    What a relief! Cause this dude almost bowled over a bunch of college girls as he zipped past them on the sidewalk! Glad to know you are the SAFE dude with the black protec B2 with a bunch of rectangular green reflective kryptonite stickers on it that is always riding on the road!

    Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MERTON
    if you ever do see me will you tail me and tell me how fast i'm going?
    jeez, i don't even know which joke to start off first with...
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    MERTON doesn't know HOW to ride a bike does he?
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stacey
    It was his evil twin brother 'Skippy'
    Skippy is the "cool" one.


    Quote Originally Posted by MERTON
    what? i ain't slow.
    Not for a northbound turtle on crutches in a southbound arctic gale wind anyway....
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    poor Merton. poor poor merton
    Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
    "Stop Ruining my joke!", "No, a joke implies humor attached at no additional cost"
    So many sayings, so little sig space.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MERTON
    if you ever do see me will you tail me and tell me how fast i'm going?
    How about if I ever see you, I will give you a wave as I zip on past you?

    Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.

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    Green kryptonite makes you weak, red kryptonite makes you crazy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MERTON
    okay... but i would still like to know my speed if you have the time... you can pm me it... and don't pass close!

    Are you trying to hint that you want a bike computer for your birthday????

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    then he can afford to buy his own bike computer with the money he saves on rent...

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    Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
    "Stop Ruining my joke!", "No, a joke implies humor attached at no additional cost"
    So many sayings, so little sig space.

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    Quote Originally Posted by randya
    Green kryptonite makes you weak, red kryptonite makes you crazy.
    I think that's the opposite of curry.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MERTON
    got the 60's for 1 set of 8 reps on the decline thing today... that's 120lbs!
    for benchpressing?
    Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
    "Stop Ruining my joke!", "No, a joke implies humor attached at no additional cost"
    So many sayings, so little sig space.

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    What equipment do you use to put weights on your body when doing situps / crunches ? I can put 140 on my bowflex and do a crunch but I am not sure how effective that is
    Life is about hanging onto what you think is important and finding out what really is important.
    "Stop Ruining my joke!", "No, a joke implies humor attached at no additional cost"
    So many sayings, so little sig space.

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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    Oh, come on, Merton. You know you don't do weights. When do you have time? You are either in school, doing homework, playing with your bike, posting on BF or on the toilet. Be real, guy. Be real. Geez...
    Quote Originally Posted by Buddha
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    Quote Originally Posted by Siu Blue Wind
    Oh, come on, Merton. You know you don't do weights. When do you have time? You are either in school, doing homework, playing with your bike, posting on BF or on the toilet. Be real, guy. Be real. Geez...
    Aaaaaah....give the guy a break. He's gotta try to beef up that bird chest some how.
    Quote Originally Posted by coffeecake View Post
    - it's pretty well established that Hitler was an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MsVicki
    Was that you that I saw at 6:22 tonite riding on the sidewalk on E. College Street WITHOUT A HELMET??
    Did he look like this guy? If so, it probably was him...
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    Hey guyz? Guyz? Wait up!! Siu Blue Wind's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by MERTON
    *birdy*







    ahahahahahaaaaaaa!!!

    i lift weights... i don't DO them... that would be gross and uncalled for.

    What, you gonna fly away???? And I wasn't talking about lifting them. Yes, you got it right, buster. I know you DO them. (Ooops. I blew your secret, didn't I?) *wink wink*
    Quote Originally Posted by Buddha
    We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.
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    Please dont outsmart the censor. That is a very expensive censor and every time one of you guys outsmart it it makes someone at the home office feel bad. We dont wanna do that. So dont cleverly disguise bad words.

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